I lie to the barber all the time. About alot of insignificant stuff. I'm honest to everyone else.
I lie to the barber all the time. About alot of insignificant stuff. I'm honest to everyone else.
I cut my own hair then tell myself it looks good so... yeah
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_paradoxHeadcase wrote:
I lie to the barber all the time. About alot of insignificant stuff. I'm honest to everyone else.
People lie to:
barbers
bartenders
baristas
barristers
barbarians
Barbadians
barkers
bards
Barcelonians
Bart Simpson
Bad Wigins wrote:
People lie to:
barbers
bartenders
baristas
barristers
barbarians
Barbadians
barkers
bards
Barcelonians
Bart Simpson
Barbie. Why did you forget that one doll boy?
I do the same thing! Usually it's to make things less complicated. I also am in grad school and feel weird when they ask me what i'm do- instead of saying i'm going to be a lawyer I say oh wherever I can find a job. Other small stuff too. I'd almost prefer less conversation from my barber than dentist
Bad Wigins wrote:
People lie to:
barbers
bartenders
baristas
barristers
barbarians
Barbadians
barkers
bards
Barcelonians
Bart Simpson
baritone players
barmaids
bars of soap
bark of a tree
barney rubble
barney the dinosaur
bar none record employees
barley
barnes and noble giftcards
Bar Refaeli
Barack Obama
barn builders
barred spiral galaxies
barometers
barracudas
I'm short on cash I'll tip you double next time.
What is he going to do glue my hair back on?
People lie to...
Bankers
Blondes
Barred Owls*
Bolognese
Basketball players
Basterdz (LR won't let me spell it correctly)
Belizeans
*If you saw the size of some owls we have here, you'd say anything to keep 'em from dive bombing your head.
And I don't care if not all of the above had a Ba as first 2 letters
Headcase wrote:
I lie to the barber all the time. About alot of insignificant stuff. I'm honest to everyone else.
What about the significant stuff?
sufferin succotash wrote:
And I don't care if not all of the above had a Ba as first 2 letters
They are supposed to have "bar" as the first 3 letters, so your list is useless. I am glad that you don't care though. Anyways, I lie to:
Baritones
Barrys
Barbarians
Bar Stars
Barbados-ians
Also I let the following things lie:
Barking dogs
Barney Rubble
Barney Frank
Barney Fife
Barishnikov
Barry White
Barry Gibb
Barry Manilow
I like getting laid so I go to a hair dresser, not a barber. I do lie to her all the time though. She is a gossip queen and I Iove it when I hear someone else spreading a rumor I just made up. One time I had half the town thinking the principal was having a gay affair with the athletic director.
Why do dental hygienists insist on talking to you and asking you questions while they clean your teeth? It's so uncomfortable when they're sitting there waiting for a response and you don't know if you should allow her to keep working or stop her so you can respond to her stupid question.
I have a hair clipper, actually, and don't visit the barber. But I sometimes lie to people in order to make things more easy and simple.
Bad Wiggins
Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Bad...bad...I've..I've...I've gone blank