I lie to the barber all the time. About alot of insignificant stuff. I'm honest to everyone else.
Anyone else lie to their barber?
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I cut my own hair then tell myself it looks good so... yeah
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Headcase wrote:
I lie to the barber all the time. About alot of insignificant stuff. I'm honest to everyone else.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_paradox -
People lie to:
barbers
bartenders
baristas
barristers
barbarians
Barbadians
barkers
bards
Barcelonians
Bart Simpson -
Bad Wigins wrote:
People lie to:
barbers
bartenders
baristas
barristers
barbarians
Barbadians
barkers
bards
Barcelonians
Bart Simpson
Barbie. Why did you forget that one doll boy? -
I do the same thing! Usually it's to make things less complicated. I also am in grad school and feel weird when they ask me what i'm do- instead of saying i'm going to be a lawyer I say oh wherever I can find a job. Other small stuff too. I'd almost prefer less conversation from my barber than dentist
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Bad Wigins wrote:
People lie to:
barbers
bartenders
baristas
barristers
barbarians
Barbadians
barkers
bards
Barcelonians
Bart Simpson
baritone players
barmaids
bars of soap
bark of a tree
barney rubble
barney the dinosaur
bar none record employees
barley
barnes and noble giftcards -
Bar Refaeli
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Barack Obama
barn builders
barred spiral galaxies
barometers
barracudas -
I'm short on cash I'll tip you double next time.
What is he going to do glue my hair back on? -
People lie to...
Bankers
Blondes
Barred Owls*
Bolognese
Basketball players
Basterdz (LR won't let me spell it correctly)
Belizeans
*If you saw the size of some owls we have here, you'd say anything to keep 'em from dive bombing your head. -
And I don't care if not all of the above had a Ba as first 2 letters
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Headcase wrote:
I lie to the barber all the time. About alot of insignificant stuff. I'm honest to everyone else.
What about the significant stuff? -
sufferin succotash wrote:
And I don't care if not all of the above had a Ba as first 2 letters
They are supposed to have "bar" as the first 3 letters, so your list is useless. I am glad that you don't care though. Anyways, I lie to:
Baritones
Barrys
Barbarians
Bar Stars
Barbados-ians
Also I let the following things lie:
Barking dogs -
Barney Rubble
Barney Frank
Barney Fife -
Barishnikov
Barry White
Barry Gibb
Barry Manilow -
I like getting laid so I go to a hair dresser, not a barber. I do lie to her all the time though. She is a gossip queen and I Iove it when I hear someone else spreading a rumor I just made up. One time I had half the town thinking the principal was having a gay affair with the athletic director.
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Why do dental hygienists insist on talking to you and asking you questions while they clean your teeth? It's so uncomfortable when they're sitting there waiting for a response and you don't know if you should allow her to keep working or stop her so you can respond to her stupid question.
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I have a hair clipper, actually, and don't visit the barber. But I sometimes lie to people in order to make things more easy and simple.
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Bad Wiggins
Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Bad...bad...I've..I've...I've gone blank
