Ethiopian runner Sifan Hassan joins the shady coach Alberto Salazar

Rover the Wonder Pig wrote:

[quote]H.Sengers, Dutch 2.19 Marathon wrote:

. In video's her main fluffer seems her coach when riding his MTB.

[quote]

Wikipedia:

Fluffing can mean:

A practice in public relations of spinning a topic to present it in the most positive light

A fluffer is a makeup department role in pornography

Fluffer (London Underground), a person who cleans the tunnels during the night, while the trains are not running

My chief fluffer was coach Chris Carmichael.

I used Chris as a PR spinner and let him pretend to be my coach.

I rode my MTB train hard into his tunnel during the night.

rjm33 wrote:

Really? Was that mean? People here at the forum are always very nice.

Seriously though, I used to like Cam. That is, until he chose to go to drug cheat coach Salazar.

Awesome Sifan Hassan wrote:

Sifan is a very sweet woman. I wonder if she speaks English already.

zzzz wrote:

She does seem like a sweet person, and obviously very pretty. I remember that she spoke English in an interview with Letsrun. I'm sure you can find it on youtube.

casual obsever wrote:

rjm33 wrote:

Really? Was that mean? People here at the forum are always very nice.

Seriously though, I used to like Cam. That is, until he chose to go to drug cheat coach Salazar.

My favorite quote ever about plyos, drills and weights was from John Kellogg and it goes like this, "When someone talks about wieights, plyos and drills as being the key - that's code language for drugs."

Fluffie the Wonder Rat wrote:

casual obsever wrote:

Seriously though, I used to like Cam. That is, until he chose to go to drug cheat coach Salazar.

http://www.guelphmercury.com/sports-story/2791323-olympian-levins-to-join-speed-river/

It is really a bummer that Cam developed exercise-induced asthma, which should be called exercise-induced bronchoconstriction (EIB).

Cam now has to use a beta-2 adrenergic receptor agonist inhaler such as Albuterol (Salbutamol) to treat his condition.

Mo Farah has used an inhaler.

Galen Rupp also uses an inhaler.

Cam uses an inhaler.

It is not a surprise. Lots of runners at the NOP are sick.

Are there any other runners using an inhaler at NOP with Albuterol Salazar?

Just the ones from Norway, but they nebulize it.

Oh yeah, Al wanted that female he coached to blow the corticosteroid through her nose.

It's the little things that count.

Can't pretty much anyone read Dutch?

Everyone is called van something and the words are a drunk man's version of English.

wikipedo wrote:

Rover the Wonder Pig wrote:

[quote]H.Sengers, Dutch 2.19 Marathon wrote:

. In video's her main fluffer seems her coach when riding his MTB.

[quote]

Wikipedia:

Fluffing can mean:

A practice in public relations of spinning a topic to present it in the most positive light

A fluffer is a makeup department role in pornography

Fluffer (London Underground), a person who cleans the tunnels during the night, while the trains are not running

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer

Fluffed,

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Keep it coming, pardon the pun.

Fluffie the Wonder Rat wrote:

Just the ones from Norway, but they nebulize it.

I am an all natural runner/skier from Norway.

I like to run on high altitude trails and pass/jump over men who are in my way on the trail.

Watch me:

It's fun.

Hey rjm, how do you know of this chick?

Very impressive.

Awesome Sifan Hassan wrote:

Sifan is a very sweet woman. I wonder if she speaks English already.

She doesn't even speak Dutch after being a fake refugee for 10 years. So why would she speak English?

rjm33 wrote:

Jos Hermens is also the manager of Abeba Aregawi (meldonium positive) and Faith Kipyegon. Jos wins most of the podium.

Jos is also the manager of Kamworor, Eliud Kipchoge and Kenenisa Bekele.

Jos always wins most of the podium.

Yes but does he win any of the podium?

Coureur22 wrote:

Hassan is already a very good runner, but I sincerely think that she can benefit from being coached by Alberto Salazar. People can say whatever they want about Salazar, but his training group still remains the best in the world.

Jama Aden's is much better.

Don't mess with good runners wrote:

scorpion_runner1 wrote:

I like Sifan. She has traditional Ethiopian features , and she's a good runner, but her mechanics are very weird, especially with her back kick and arm swing.

If Alberto can correct those mechanics, making her form more compact, and increasing her aerobic power, she could go after Dibaba.

Right, like he did with changing Mary Cain's form.

And Ritz's.

Count the destroyed careers!

faster bigger wrote:

Coureur22 wrote:

Hassan is already a very good runner, but I sincerely think that she can benefit from being coached by Alberto Salazar. People can say whatever they want about Salazar, but his training group still remains the best in the world.

Jama Aden's is much better.

Lol. I was going to write the same, but then was too gentle again.

Fluffie the Wonder Rat wrote:

casual obsever wrote:

Seriously though, I used to like Cam. That is, until he chose to go to drug cheat coach Salazar.

http://www.guelphmercury.com/sports-story/2791323-olympian-levins-to-join-speed-river/

Hopefully not too late.