Not sure if you guys remember this lady, but she is the 300+ lb fat activist who was caught cheating at a novelty fun run 5K earlier this year and disqualified. She calls herself an elite professional athlete in the top 5% of the country in fitness and health. She's done a handful of 5Ks and hasn't been able to finish in under an hour. She did the Seattle Marathon in 12:20 and barely finished. And she's been training for an IRONMAN for the last 2 1/2 years (3-5 hours/day!). Lots of hilarious shit along the way like being caught faking training selfies multiple times (different angles and outfits in her home). Last year she did IMAZ 70.3 and didn't make the swim cut-off.
Sooo, this year she flew to Tempe, checked in and picked up her swag bag and... registered for 2017 and flew straight home. Didn't even dip her toes in the water or volunteer. She posted a blubbery update on her blog about how she could totally have finished the 2.4 mile swim and 112 mile bike but wasn't sure about the marathon afterwards, and is throwing herself into training again etc., along with an inspirational video of all her fake training selfies. Her followers are eating it up.
What a trainwreck.