Sooo, this year she flew to Tempe, checked in and picked up her swag bag and... registered for 2017 and flew straight home. Didn't even dip her toes in the water or volunteer. She posted a blubbery update on her blog about how she could totally have finished the 2.4 mile swim and 112 mile bike but wasn't sure about the marathon afterwards, and is throwing herself into training again etc., along with an inspirational video of all her fake training selfies. Her followers are eating it up.
What a trainwreck.