Here is my list of the top comedians ever. Please let me know what you think.

Sam Hyde

Carrot top?

Dude Duderson wrote:

Carrot top?

Carrot top is 6th. Just edged out for top 5.

Timmy thompsons wrote:

1. Dane Cook

2. Kathie Griffin

3. The guy who said "Take my wife, please!" LOL

4. Shecky Green

5. George Carlin

3: Rodney Dangerfield?

These 2 are relatively new compared to your list, but Daniel Tosh and Jim Gaffigan are absolutely fantastic. Dane Cook and George Carlin are/were great. Carlin could make you laugh hysterically, even if you disagreed with every single stance he had.

Serious Answer wrote:

Timmy thompsons wrote:

1. Dane Cook

2. Kathie Griffin

3. The guy who said "Take my wife, please!" LOL

4. Shecky Green

5. George Carlin

3: Rodney Dangerfield?

These 2 are relatively new compared to your list, but Daniel Tosh and Jim Gaffigan are absolutely fantastic. Dane Cook and George Carlin are/were great. Carlin could make you laugh hysterically, even if you disagreed with every single stance he had.

My list was not really serious. Gaffigan is a wonderful comic. He really makes me laugh a lot.

Timmy thompsons wrote:

Serious Answer wrote:

3: Rodney Dangerfield?

These 2 are relatively new compared to your list, but Daniel Tosh and Jim Gaffigan are absolutely fantastic. Dane Cook and George Carlin are/were great. Carlin could make you laugh hysterically, even if you disagreed with every single stance he had.

My list was not really serious. Gaffigan is a wonderful comic. He really makes me laugh a lot.

Oh, really? Not familiar with 2 and 4, but 1, 3, and 5 aren't half bad choices...

Consider me trolled :-)

Serious Answer wrote:

Timmy thompsons wrote:

My list was not really serious. Gaffigan is a wonderful comic. He really makes me laugh a lot.

Oh, really? Not familiar with 2 and 4, but 1, 3, and 5 aren't half bad choices...

Consider me trolled :-)

Your number 5 is one of the best ever - George Carlin. Your number 3, Henny youngman, many would consider a one-trick pony. Your number 2 - Kathie Griffin might be the worse comedian ever.

Timmy thompsons wrote:

Serious Answer wrote:

Oh, really? Not familiar with 2 and 4, but 1, 3, and 5 aren't half bad choices...

Consider me trolled :-)

Your number 5 is one of the best ever - George Carlin. Your number 3, Henny youngman, many would consider a one-trick pony. Your number 2 - Kathie Griffin might be the worse comedian ever.

Huh? That is YOUR list... I am confused, bruh... Imma go take a nap and come back :-)

Start with Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce, then come back to earth, thanks. If you don't "get" Lenny, well... there you go.

Terrible list. Put Sam Kineson on there while you're at it.

Serious Answer wrote:

Timmy thompsons wrote:

1. Dane Cook

2. Kathie Griffin

3. The guy who said "Take my wife, please!" LOL

4. Shecky Green

5. George Carlin

3: Rodney Dangerfield? .

Nope. Henny Youngman.

of those I saw live

T-carlin-pryor

T- martin-newhart-murphy- young whoopi

adding Tom and Dick Smothers best team ever

Have to go with Bill Cosby here.

Bill really knew how to captivate his audience.....er I mean capture his audience.....to drug and rape them.....Never mind :(

Carlin

Bryan Regan

Gaffigan

Lisa Lampenelli

Chris Rock

Richard Pryor

Timmy thompsons wrote:

1. Dane Cook

2. Kathie Griffin

3. The guy who said "Take my wife, please!" LOL

4. Shecky Green

5. George Carlin

I realize this is a troll-post, since Cook and Griffin aren't top comic material.

Any list without Norm Macdonald cannot be taken seriously.

You guys dont give rosie o'donnel enough credit. Typical sexist mentality though

Dave Chappelle