Would you ever date someone who owned a cat?

Doggie wrote:

I don't think I could ever date someone who had a cat as a pet. I have never met a cat owner who seemed like a stable person.

I want to have my mind changed, though, because I met a nice woman who seems pretty normal but I know she owns a cat. I am worried that her house is cluttered with cat items and smells like a litter box.

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Doggie wrote:

I don't think I could ever date someone who had a cat as a pet. I have never met a cat owner who seemed like a stable person.

I want to have my mind changed, though, because I met a nice woman who seems pretty normal but I know she owns a cat. I am worried that her house is cluttered with cat items and smells like a litter box.

I won't try to change your mind, I will reinforce your thinking, cats are terrible, if they went extinct, I wouldn't care at all.

Things cats do:

1. sh*t in your house, very smelly

2. possibly piss on your stuff, very smelly

3. scratch up your furniture

4. ignore you and sleep for 22 hours a day

5. get bitter when you leave, probably piss on something

6. sit on anything you are trying to read

7. shed all over the place

8. kill something and eat half of it, leave the rest on your floor

9. probably barf up the rest behind your couch

10. at worst, they will actively hate you and anyone else who comes to your house

This is a funny question. You have to assume a single adult who owns a cat has been through a depressing state of loneliness at some point in their past. Then you have to wonder what led to that. You are correct to pass on a cat person.

I met a girl who had a cat. She was perfect from looks to smarts to sense of humor. I wanted to date her but she chose a drug addict who beats her. Women get what they want.

Here in the Northern Rockies plenty of people have cats on their properties, ranches, and mountain homes. They take care of mice and run around in the barns...it's no big deal.

You're really just talking about some weird media caricature of urban living.

sbeefyk1 wrote:

I met a girl who had a cat. She was perfect from looks to smarts to sense of humor. I wanted to date her but she chose a drug addict who beats her. Women get what they want.

Sad! All because of a cat!

inevitablely wrote:

sbeefyk1 wrote:

I met a girl who had a cat. She was perfect from looks to smarts to sense of humor. I wanted to date her but she chose a drug addict who beats her. Women get what they want.

Sad! All because of a cat!

Like owner like cat.

Doggie wrote:

I don't think I could ever date someone who had a cat as a pet. I have never met a cat owner who seemed like a stable person.

I want to have my mind changed, though, because I met a nice woman who seems pretty normal but I know she owns a cat. I am worried that her house is cluttered with cat items and smells like a litter box.

Yes. I love cats.

maybe this one wrote:

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This was the first real Letsrunner to post on the thread.

Doggie wrote:

I don't think I could ever date someone who had a cat as a pet. I have never met a cat owner who seemed like a stable person.

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They all have odd ideas don't they? And the funny thing is, that they don't even know it. They are blind to their own oddness.

I prefer women who own cats.

1 cat with no plans to ever get another - MAYBE

2+ cats - F**K NO

I have casually dated four women who have cats , none as a live in situation. Truth Be Told The Wiccan Priestess who sleeps in a coffin is the sanest of that lot.

She only keeps the cat since she identifies herself with it. You will eventually discover that the way she treats you is somewhat similar to the way a cat treats humans condescendingly.

1 cat = no problem

2 cats = okay if there's a good explanation

3 cats = questionable

4 cats = only if she's a farmer and the cats live in the barn

5+ cats = run

I once dated a woman that owned a horse.

She was very stable.

Turd Fergusson wrote:

This is a funny question. You have to assume a single adult who owns a cat has been through a depressing state of loneliness at some point in their past. Then you have to wonder what led to that. You are correct to pass on a cat person.

This is how I feel about the matter.

What kind of desperate idiot seeks out an affectionless, selfish animal to take care of? One that shits IN the house. Pathetic.

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I'd never settle down with a horse woman. But there is something enticing about a woman who likes to wear those tight riding pants and rub her cl!t against a giant animal. It's like a primal fascination. Confusing for sure. Gotta be some kind of freak in bed, right?

date an apricot wrote:

I once dated a woman that owned a horse.

She was very stable.

Uhhhh nice pun but ALL HORSE GIRLS ARE CRAZY