Very active sex life. Don't want kids for awhile though. Should I get a vasectomy?

First hand experience. Sounds like your sex life to me

Hi Nancy!

Yeah, that'll be fun explaining to the future mother of your children.

"I want to make a baby with you, my love!"

"Ok, let's go down to the fertility clinic and jam a syringe up in ya! Sorry we can't do this au natural, I was just pounding so much poon back in the day that I thought it was safer to just snip my scrot and freeze mah boys."

nancyreagan wrote:

Just say no....from someone who has had one, I wish I hadn't. Ejaculation just isn't the same. Straight talk.

Are you serious? How has it been different? I noticed absolutely no differences in orgasm, ejaculation, or anything related. I kind of expected to, and was paying attention afterward, but didn't.

uhm..ever heard of ATM?

A vasectomy is for a man in a long term, stable relationship who does not want to have children or does not want to have any more. In Canada (not sure where you are), a doctor would not permit a vasectomy for a man who is not married. Even my brother, who has two kids, was discouraged from getting one because he was not over 40. It is unlike a married man without children would ever be given a vasectomy unless there was a very specific reason (There is a high liklihood that your offspring would have Cerebral Palsy, etc.)Playing the field is dumb by the way, and dangerous. Even with condoms there LOTS of things that can happen.

Yes, have one.

Bongo Bilbins wrote:

Yeah, that'll be fun explaining to the future mother of your children.

"I want to make a baby with you, my love!"

"Ok, let's go down to the fertility clinic and jam a syringe up in ya! Sorry we can't do this au natural, I was just pounding so much poon back in the day that I thought it was safer to just snip my scrot and freeze mah boys."

POTD. OP has never had any poon anyway so it doesn't matter.

Lots of misinformed people in this thread. Get the vasectomy, they can be reversed - babies can't. We have 210,000,000 orphans in this world, do it.

I am 100% serious....

Had Some Myself wrote:

nancyreagan wrote:

Just say no....from someone who has had one, I wish I hadn't. Ejaculation just isn't the same. Straight talk.

Are you serious? How has it been different? I noticed absolutely no differences in orgasm, ejaculation, or anything related. I kind of expected to, and was paying attention afterward, but didn't.

I had one around a year ago. It was mainly for my wife who was paranoid about getting pregnant again. I don't like that i had it done. Not because I may want kids again - I dont. I just hate the idea that I had surgery when a condon does largely the same job. The first couple months I had some discomfort and it reminded me that I had elective surgery. Surgery should only be done when needed. No regrets, but give it some good hard thought first.

You sloooooooooot

If you do get one make sure to go to a sperm bank and store some sperm in their freezer for future use. It can stay good fot 10 to 15 years

0/10. jamin is fantasizing about how it would be, if only...

Just do anal and oral only until you are ready to have kids. Problem solved.

Well, you're going to have to tell most of the girls you have sex with that you've had the vasectomy, which means they'll assume one of two things...

1. You have kids.

2. You're the kind of douche who would get a vasectomy just so he can have lot of sex without condoms.

Ok, I loaded this thread, and now there is an ad on my browser for microsurgical reversal of vasectomy. Creepy

Go ahead and do it, btw, and spare us your descendants.

Don't get a vasectomy. Pull that weiner out jest before you blow your stack!

Dude, use condoms. Get super sensitivo! Don't be an idiot. Poon is so much more smooth and interesting without surgery.

Be responsible and work it man. Put yer fingers and tongue on the button and work it on out without knockin her up - it ain't rocket science.

First please her, then finish up in a scientific way to avoid unwanted offspring, mofo.

A vasectomy is actually quite expensive, so here are a few alternatives that you might consider -

A. The Rubber-band Method

Like with large herd animals, a household rubber-band can be looped and twisted tightly around the scrotum section and after a few weeks of the blood supply being cut off, the balls will shrivel considerably which then can be snipped off conviently with a pair of sanitized scissors. Cauterising the area with an electric iron afterwards might seal the wound from further infection as well.

B. Continue to have sex frequently but start taking 'female hormones' to shift your areas of penatration preference. You'll be less likely to impregnate or be impregnated.

C. Date Caster Semenya.

D. String and Car Bummer Method

This tried and true Method from the 1950's is a bit messy but easily gets the job done. Loop kite string or better yet heavy duty fishing line around your tubular friend and his two spherical buddies and secure firmly with several granny knots. Then with about two to three meters of slack between, tie the other end of the string to a large car bumper - preferably an older classic model or 70's 'muscle car'. Then ask your girl friend to get in and drive. But your going to have to come up with something good to really piss her off like; "I had sex with your mother and sister together" or you might yell out at her - "You taste like left over cabbage". This usually gets them to slam the peddle then the floor.

So.....a lot cheaper and usually one of these methods above will suffice.