God, I'd love to have his life.
Take a look at this photo:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/10/01/10/38F99AD900000578-3817055-image-a-25_1475314959729.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3817055/Usain-Bolt-dons-lederhosen-night-Oktoberfest.html
Usain Bolt enjoying a nice pair at Oktoberfest yet again (pics)
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Coach Cookie wrote:
Looks like he's hanging out with his drug doctor. I bet Paula is in there somewhere, but of course the Daily Mail left her out of it
These doping talk is getting old. If you were doping, why in God's name would you be doing it in October? -
I have yet to see Usain pictured with a girl I would rate above an 8. Batting way under his league. Seems like a fun guy though.
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You wouldn't talk to those girls at a bar? Seriously?
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Hall of Myrrors wrote:
I have yet to see Usain pictured with a girl I would rate above an 8. Batting way under his league. Seems like a fun guy though.
But to be fair, girls above an 8 are often entitled bitches. -
pnwhking wrote:
Hall of Myrrors wrote:
I have yet to see Usain pictured with a girl I would rate above an 8. Batting way under his league. Seems like a fun guy though.
But to be fair, girls above an 8 are often entitled bitches.
And to be fair to those girls above an 8, they often have to deal with being called a bitch by every that they turn down. -
*every guy that they turn down
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Calling your bluff wrote:
You wouldn't talk to those girls at a bar? Seriously?
Sure, but Usain is never pictured with anyone above an 8, if that. -
Actually, 6-8 are the worst. They are constantly getting hit on and think they are God's Little Gift. 9s and tens rarely have guys hit on them, and usually lame when they do. Some of the sweetest girls are absolute stunners.
pnwhking wrote:
Hall of Myrrors wrote:
I have yet to see Usain pictured with a girl I would rate above an 8. Batting way under his league. Seems like a fun guy though.
But to be fair, girls above an 8 are often entitled bitches. -
fulll boodied American male wrote:
God, I'd love to have his life.
I don't know.
The girl he got with in Rio told reporters he sent his friend across the bar to give her a note, twice. And when she looked over he was lifting his shirt to flex for her.
So basically he has the game of an athletic 6'6" 13 year-old. I thought he'd do better than that. -
And he's grey .
Needs some serious dental work too . -
That would account for what I've seen. At least he is smart enough not to get married. But damn, with some game he would slay endlessly. DiCaprio-level shlt.
middle school dance wrote:
fulll boodied American male wrote:
God, I'd love to have his life.
I don't know.
The girl he got with in Rio told reporters he sent his friend across the bar to give her a note, twice. And when she looked over he was lifting his shirt to flex for her.
So basically he has the game of an athletic 6'6" 13 year-old. I thought he'd do better than that. -
Bolt, constantly trolling.......what a disgusting man whore, gee he act like Bill Clinton!
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middle school dance wrote:
fulll boodied American male wrote:
God, I'd love to have his life.
I don't know.
The girl he got with in Rio told reporters he sent his friend across the bar to give her a note, twice. And when she looked over he was lifting his shirt to flex for her.
So basically he has the game of an athletic 6'6" 13 year-old. I thought he'd do better than that.
He doesn't need to do better than that. -
To the victor, goes the spoils,
Or in this case whores. -
He seems to prefer partying in Europe over the US. I am sure he could have plenty of US spoils if he wanted them.
He does seem to be a bit socially inept. So having his buddies invite girls makes sense. -
Hall of Myrrors wrote:
That would account for what I've seen. At least he is smart enough not to get married. But damn, with some game he would slay endlessly. DiCaprio-level shlt.
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lol. He'd have to white and good looking for that to happen. -
He should work on shagging closer to home first, with say Beyonce and Shakira.
Of course if he hooked up with Dafne Schippers.....!!! -
ChubbsMcGoo wrote:
He should work on shagging closer to home first, with say Beyonce and Shakira.
Of course if he hooked up with Dafne Schippers.....!!!
They wouldn't last more than 23 seconds! -
AuntBee wrote:
ChubbsMcGoo wrote:
He should work on shagging closer to home first, with say Beyonce and Shakira.
Of course if he hooked up with Dafne Schippers.....!!!
They wouldn't last more than 23 seconds!
Try 22 seconds tops.