1. Run on normally busy streets
2. Wear 3.5" split shorts (I am really tall)
3. Take dumps on other people's property (only in an emergency... but it happens...)
1. Run on normally busy streets
2. Wear 3.5" split shorts (I am really tall)
3. Take dumps on other people's property (only in an emergency... but it happens...)
I like to run in the nude when it is dark out.
Wear fluro clothing
Trip over things
Get annoyed with cyclists using bright strobe lights
I like to wear a tutu at nightime when I run.
In the summertime, I run without a shirt on. (I guess I'm too self-conscious during the day.)
In the wintertime, I wear a florescent safety vest (and a small, clip-on light). No joke. It's silly, but I want cars to see me.
I close my eyes.
Avoid skunks.
halfast wrote:
Avoid skunks.
You don't avoid skunks during the day?
Regular Poster wrote:
halfast wrote:Avoid skunks.
You don't avoid skunks during the day?
Skunks aren't out during the day.
I wear a headlamp when running in the dark.
Never see them in the daytime, ours seems to congregate mostly at night.
Mt.Runmore wrote:
Regular Poster wrote:You don't avoid skunks during the day?
Skunks aren't out during the day.
I wear a headlamp when running in the dark.
Right... but you still avoid them, lol
When my schedule pushes me to run in the dark, I do my faster work on the track. When it is light enough, I do everything on the road or trail.
When it is dark, I carry a bell to scare animals, especially deer. I started this when a deer in my neighborhood charged into the side of my car and left a dent. Word in the neighborhood is that other cars have also been dented. Some say they will only charge cars if they see their reflection, I would rather carry a bell and not worry as much.
Regular Poster wrote:
Mt.Runmore wrote:Skunks aren't out during the day.
I wear a headlamp when running in the dark.
Right... but you still avoid them, lol
Wrong, they avoid him.
Shadow box while I jog.
Peak through women's windows.
Snot rockets. Lots of them. Let 'em Rip!
carry brass knuckles
I don't run at night anymore, but when I did I would run on the median a lot. There's a lot less traffic and headlights allow you to see a car coming from far out.
I like to run to the gym and lift. You don't want to be scrawny like a distance runner.
CasualOsberverOfTheRegulars wrote:
Regular Poster wrote:Right... but you still avoid them, lol
Wrong, they avoid him.
touché.
How about: They avoid each other?