UAA Predictions 2016 XC

Men:

1. CMU

2. UChicago

3. WashU

4. NYU

5. Brandeis

6. Emory

7. Case

8. Rochester

Individuals:

1. Ryan Becker

2. Lukas Mees

3. Gareth Jones

4. Ryan Archer

1. Rochester

2. NYU

3. Emory

4. CMU

5. WashU

6. UChicago

7. Case

8. Brandeis (of course)

Men Team:

1. CMU

2. WashU

3. UChicago

4. NYU

5. Emory

6. Brandeis

7. Case

8. Rochester

Men Individual:

1. Ryan Becker

2. Ryan Stender

3. Lukas Mees

4. Gareth Jones

5. Ryan Archer

6. Jorge Maldonado

7. Karn Setya

8. Eric Franklin

9. David O'gara

10. Mitchell Hutton

BOOOOMMMM!!!

Karma setya is not a man he is a manimal.

He has fur insteD of hair.

He has 3 testicles.

He has more opposable thumbs than your average marsupial.

He once ran100 miles in a week by feeding himself only with water from a stagnant pond and little Debbie snack m cakes.

Mitchell Hutton was once arrested for being boring.

Ryan Archer was caught cheating on class off a guy who knew a guy who slept with a guy who had a girlfriend that partied with s guy who went to a Blackberry Smoke concert.

All of the Wash U runners suck Andre Padgett's dick before every race in order to get a testosterone boost. No wonder they've been so good.

Also who the hell puts two Brandeis runners in their top 10??? Good luck with those predictions.

WashU Sucks D wrote:

All of the Wash U runners suck Andre Padgett's dick before every race in order to get a testosterone boost. No wonder they've been so good.

Word on the street is that WashU is about to start low-dosage thyroid doping... With this plus the testo, look out for them to be a top-7 contender for sure.

GulanRapp wrote:

WashU Sucks D wrote:

All of the Wash U runners suck Andre Padgett's dick before every race in order to get a testosterone boost. No wonder they've been so good.

Word on the street is that WashU is about to start low-dosage thyroid doping... With this plus the testo, look out for them to be a top-7 contender for sure.

Also look out for NYU to win "UAAs "Best Names" Sponsored by Verizon (tm)".

1. Becker also overtrains and gets hurt in time to let his team down come conference. He'll either be top 10 at Natties this year or blow up into a million pieces.

2. Lukas Mees won't do well unless they put steeples on the course.

3. Gareth Jones's best days have been behind him ever since he got outkicked by George Degen in 2014.

4. Ryan Archer didn't run track so who knows what he'll do this season.

ehuuuuehhh wrote:

1. Becker also overtrains and gets hurt in time to let his team down come conference. He'll either be top 10 at Natties this year or blow up into a million pieces.

2. Lukas Mees won't do well unless they put steeples on the course.

3. Gareth Jones's best days have been behind him ever since he got outkicked by George Degen in 2014.

4. Ryan Archer didn't run track so who knows what he'll do this season.

This is clearly some CMU kid who doesn't know what he's talking about. Becker's train has been stellar so far this summer and last few weeks, and Mees and Jones have always been good cross runners. Archer is a potential All-American this year and I wouldn't be surprised if he got top 3 despite whatever reason he missed outdoor track.

Becker will be done half way through cross. Archer got third last year so obviously he'll contend again. If the pack is tight at the end Jones and Mees will out kick for 1 and 2

Becker? I hardly know her wrote:

Becker will be done half way through cross. Archer got third last year so obviously he'll contend again. If the pack is tight at the end Jones and Mees will out kick for 1 and 2

Becker was also out for outdoor. Seems like a non-factor

Sweat Mobile wrote:

Becker? I hardly know her wrote:

Becker will be done half way through cross. Archer got third last year so obviously he'll contend again. If the pack is tight at the end Jones and Mees will out kick for 1 and 2

Becker was also out for outdoor. Seems like a non-factor

WashU will likely be a non factor. Will they even send a team?

asdfasdf wrote:

Sweat Mobile wrote:

Becker was also out for outdoor. Seems like a non-factor

WashU will likely be a non factor. Will they even send a team?

UAA will likely be a non factor. Will these host a meet?

3 Ryans will go 1-2-3 at this year's uaa xc champs.

1. The X-Stender

2. wash U(sually injured) Becker

3. L'archer

Race preview: Stendawg sits on the big boys and tears them apart with his notorious 8:21 3k speed in the final 200m, becky tries to kick yet severs his paper-thin achilles from the exertion, and Arch-man decides "3rd is the one with the hairy chest" so chooses to settle for bronze.

Teams

1. Rochester. Go bees! (or whatever the mascot is, I forget)

NAHOM SOLOMON

Torqued wrote:

ehuuuuehhh wrote:

1. Becker also overtrains and gets hurt in time to let his team down come conference. He'll either be top 10 at Natties this year or blow up into a million pieces.

2. Lukas Mees won't do well unless they put steeples on the course.

3. Gareth Jones's best days have been behind him ever since he got outkicked by George Degen in 2014.

4. Ryan Archer didn't run track so who knows what he'll do this season.

This is clearly some CMU kid who doesn't know what he's talking about. Becker's train has been stellar so far this summer and last few weeks, and Mees and Jones have always been good cross runners. Archer is a potential All-American this year and I wouldn't be surprised if he got top 3 despite whatever reason he missed outdoor track.

It could be CMU, but they know what they're talking about. Becker's training being stellar happens EVERY SUMMER and that kid still sucks ass come late season and track (which he apparently doesn't think is a real sport, his words). Wash U is simply embarrassing this year.