Centro goes home with Olympic Gold medal. Who cares how he did at this 1000 metres turkey trot?
Centro goes home with Olympic Gold medal. Who cares how he did at this 1000 metres turkey trot?
Holy shit. This is why you shouldn't post on LetsRun while doing black tar heroin. ... OR, maybe you should?
Michael Connor wrote:
From the diary of Edwin Flack of Australia, 1500m gold medalist in the Athens games of 1896:
"April 12, 1896. My mates and I took steerage from Athens around the southern horn of Greece including Olympia appropriately enough and have been without a wink for two straight days and nights, but no bother. In our frenzied joy at our results in Athens (I took a medal of gold in both the 800 and 1500 by our Lord!) it is wonder we remembered even to eat much less to sleep or rest. Our nights are filled with song and carousing and I must confess I may have stolen a kiss or two from a blushing Betty onboard. We're bound for Switzerland via Italy, there to run a 1000m race in which I hope to scrawl my name in the book of athletic history as one of god's greatest running creations. Time will tell and any man's another's equal on any day the sun shines, but god and the stars above know I'm fit and I've a will to make my name in this all-important kilometer."
"April 22, 1896. I live in squalor. The pigs who root and snort and grunt in the pen I pass each day on my way to Lausanne proper to beg enjoy far better provisions than I. Danny, Ian and Nick have long since returned to Perth, but I remain here, a man without a country, a lost soul, a disgraced being, an individual about whom it may be said, 'Perhaps no blighted spirit yet alive has suffered as has poor Ed Flack does now.' I was high and stout after Athens. I rode a draft that lifted me to the heavens and filled me with nothing but hope for Lausanne. But my soaring expectations met with devastation there in ways I cannot even now apprehend and barely can deign to convey to you, Dear Diary. I toed the line of the kilometer - Oh, the kilometer! The distance of the Gods! The one and true test of man! - I took my place there in lane 3 and dug in with my right and stronger foot determined to take my place among the immortals of my pursuit and confident of victory. But alas...the men who toed that line to my left and right cared not about Athens and the splendor of my results there. They, too, thought only of victory and perhaps were spurred to greater effort in hopes of adding sheen to their names by way of stolen glory. They wanted the skin of an olympic champion and I did nothing to deter them from that aim. The gun went off and the great Souledam of Africa shot from the start as if he himself were a bullet fired from that gun. My view of the track was immediately obscured by the jostling backs of 6 or 7 of my competitors and I struggled of an instant to keep pace. In a blink 400 meters were gone and still I could not make up ground, my pitiful legs plodding heavily beneath me as if each was weighted down by not two but 100 golden medals. With 800 meters gone I was so far in arears of the pack I began to contemplate leaping the fence that lined the track and taking refuge under the bleachers that lined its finishing stretch. My humiliation grew with every stride until at last I crossed the finish 6th among the combatants, dead last on history's scroll of honor. Why and how I'd come so low I didn't know. My head swirled. My lungs burned. My shame swelled greater by the moment, rolling over me like waves on the beach at Graincut Home where I never can return. The other runners would not look me in the eye. They knew as I did that I had failed the only test that ever in man's days would matter. And it rang in my head like a death knell: "The Post-Olympic Kilometer! The Post-Olympic Kilometer!" I knew standing there in the cinders of Lausanne that my fate was carried in the leaden chime of those words: The Post-Olympic Kilometer. It was my humiliation, my ultimate defeat, my spirit's death. Utterly devastated, I could not even dare return home.
Phantasy Star wrote:
Centro is a good runner, but also a one-trick pony.
He only does well in strategic slow-paced races. A fast pace spells doom for him.
Also, he's a pure 1500/mile guy. Can't handle the 800 or 1000. 5000 would be questionable as well.
^truth
They should have gone out in the first 800m in 2:15 and have a real race the last 200m. That would have been exciting.
No.Komen never won any notable medals in his career
dhvch wrote:
Does that mean Komen was also a one trick pony?
` wrote:
I'm gonna go ahead and call this the post of the year.
Michael Connor wrote:From the diary of Edwin Flack of Australia, 1500m gold medalist in the Athens games of 1896:
"April 12, 1896. My mates and I took steerage from Athens around the southern horn of Greece including Olympia appropriately enough and have been without a wink for two straight days and nights, but no bother. In our frenzied joy at our results in Athens (I took a medal of gold in both the 800 and 1500 by our Lord!) it is wonder we remembered even to eat much less to sleep or rest. Our nights are filled with song and carousing and I must confess I may have stolen a kiss or two from a blushing Betty onboard. We're bound for Switzerland via Italy, there to run a 1000m race in which I hope to scrawl my name in the book of athletic history as one of god's greatest running creations. Time will tell and any man's another's equal on any day the sun shines, but god and the stars above know I'm fit and I've a will to make my name in this all-important kilometer."
"April 22, 1896. I live in squalor. The pigs who root and snort and grunt in the pen I pass each day on my way to Lausanne proper to beg enjoy far better provisions than I. Danny, Ian and Nick have long since returned to Perth, but I remain here, a man without a country, a lost soul, a disgraced being, an individual about whom it may be said, 'Perhaps no blighted spirit yet alive has suffered as has poor Ed Flack does now.' I was high and stout after Athens. I rode a draft that lifted me to the heavens and filled me with nothing but hope for Lausanne. But my soaring expectations met with devastation there in ways I cannot even now apprehend and barely can deign to convey to you, Dear Diary. I toed the line of the kilometer - Oh, the kilometer! The distance of the Gods! The one and true test of man! - I took my place there in lane 3 and dug in with my right and stronger foot determined to take my place among the immortals of my pursuit and confident of victory. But alas...the men who toed that line to my left and right cared not about Athens and the splendor of my results there. They, too, thought only of victory and perhaps were spurred to greater effort in hopes of adding sheen to their names by way of stolen glory. They wanted the skin of an olympic champion and I did nothing to deter them from that aim. The gun went off and the great Souledam of Africa shot from the start as if he himself were a bullet fired from that gun. My view of the track was immediately obscured by the jostling backs of 6 or 7 of my competitors and I struggled of an instant to keep pace. In a blink 400 meters were gone and still I could not make up ground, my pitiful legs plodding heavily beneath me as if each was weighted down by not two but 100 golden medals. With 800 meters gone I was so far in arears of the pack I began to contemplate leaping the fence that lined the track and taking refuge under the bleachers that lined its finishing stretch. My humiliation grew with every stride until at last I crossed the finish 6th among the combatants, dead last on history's scroll of honor. Why and how I'd come so low I didn't know. My head swirled. My lungs burned. My shame swelled greater by the moment, rolling over me like waves on the beach at Graincut Home where I never can return. The other runners would not look me in the eye. They knew as I did that I had failed the only test that ever in man's days would matter. And it rang in my head like a death knell: "The Post-Olympic Kilometer! The Post-Olympic Kilometer!" I knew standing there in the cinders of Lausanne that my fate was carried in the leaden chime of those words: The Post-Olympic Kilometer. It was my humiliation, my ultimate defeat, my spirit's death. Utterly devastated, I could not even dare return home.
This might be the best thing I have ever read here. Even better than that Quaker Steak Lube story.
Indeed, "The Post-Olympic Kilometer!" masterful. truly devastating. well done.
Michael Connor wrote:
From the diary of Edwin Flack of Australia, 1500m gold medalist in the Athens games of 1896:
"April 12, 1896. My mates and I took steerage from Athens around the southern horn of Greece including Olympia appropriately enough and have been without a wink for two straight days and nights, but no bother. In our frenzied joy at our results in Athens (I took a medal of gold in both the 800 and 1500 by our Lord!) it is wonder we remembered even to eat much less to sleep or rest. Our nights are filled with song and carousing and I must confess I may have stolen a kiss or two from a blushing Betty onboard. We're bound for Switzerland via Italy, there to run a 1000m race in which I hope to scrawl my name in the book of athletic history as one of god's greatest running creations. Time will tell and any man's another's equal on any day the sun shines, but god and the stars above know I'm fit and I've a will to make my name in this all-important kilometer."
"April 22, 1896. I live in squalor. The pigs who root and snort and grunt in the pen I pass each day on my way to Lausanne proper to beg enjoy far better provisions than I. Danny, Ian and Nick have long since returned to Perth, but I remain here, a man without a country, a lost soul, a disgraced being, an individual about whom it may be said, 'Perhaps no blighted spirit yet alive has suffered as has poor Ed Flack does now.' I was high and stout after Athens. I rode a draft that lifted me to the heavens and filled me with nothing but hope for Lausanne. But my soaring expectations met with devastation there in ways I cannot even now apprehend and barely can deign to convey to you, Dear Diary. I toed the line of the kilometer - Oh, the kilometer! The distance of the Gods! The one and true test of man! - I took my place there in lane 3 and dug in with my right and stronger foot determined to take my place among the immortals of my pursuit and confident of victory. But alas...the men who toed that line to my left and right cared not about Athens and the splendor of my results there. They, too, thought only of victory and perhaps were spurred to greater effort in hopes of adding sheen to their names by way of stolen glory. They wanted the skin of an olympic champion and I did nothing to deter them from that aim. The gun went off and the great Souledam of Africa shot from the start as if he himself were a bullet fired from that gun. My view of the track was immediately obscured by the jostling backs of 6 or 7 of my competitors and I struggled of an instant to keep pace. In a blink 400 meters were gone and still I could not make up ground, my pitiful legs plodding heavily beneath me as if each was weighted down by not two but 100 golden medals. With 800 meters gone I was so far in arears of the pack I began to contemplate leaping the fence that lined the track and taking refuge under the bleachers that lined its finishing stretch. My humiliation grew with every stride until at last I crossed the finish 6th among the combatants, dead last on history's scroll of honor. Why and how I'd come so low I didn't know. My head swirled. My lungs burned. My shame swelled greater by the moment, rolling over me like waves on the beach at Graincut Home where I never can return. The other runners would not look me in the eye. They knew as I did that I had failed the only test that ever in man's days would matter. And it rang in my head like a death knell: "The Post-Olympic Kilometer! The Post-Olympic Kilometer!" I knew standing there in the cinders of Lausanne that my fate was carried in the leaden chime of those words: The Post-Olympic Kilometer. It was my humiliation, my ultimate defeat, my spirit's death. Utterly devastated, I could not even dare return home.
This is everything.
This is genius. I recommend a highly dramatic reading, which I just performed for my 3 kids. Think Hamlet's soliloquy. I had myself in tears. them too but for different reasons. It was super lame to return to Harry Potter after this.Thank you, Michael Connor.
George Atlasyi wrote:
` wrote:I'm gonna go ahead and call this the post of the year.
This might be the best thing I have ever read here. Even better than that Quaker Steak Lube story.
I had no idea the post Olympic 1k race was such an important tradition, going back 110 years! History repeats itself. Apparently that guy also did tennis at the same Olympics and had a rough time getting to Athens. Makes sense he would stink it up in a race after the Olys considering his racing and non racing fatigue. I suppose centro should have known he would under perform but perhaps pay and the beautiful Swiss scenery and ladies were overriding considerations.
Centro is greater than Komen wrote:
No.
Komen never won any notable medals in his career
1997 World Champion at 5000 meters.
One trick pony? As in run the race that puts him in the best position to win and then execute
The Post-Olympic Kilometer! A tale of woe like a broadsword to the heart of those stricken by it's humiliation. Ingnominy befalls those who assert to dominate, only to be expunged viscerally like the contents of a hapless grape under the inglorious footfall of a stout Swiss maiden on the cold cobbles of yonder Lausanne!
Wait..... How did they do at the Olympics???? Oh yeeaaaahhhh.........
And this meet at Lausanne means what???? Oh yeeaaaahhh.........
NEXT!!!
Seriously, why was Centro running a 1000M in Lausanne? Was he contractually obligated to be there?
Why was was anyone for that matter days after the Olympic 1500M race and about 5 time zones away from Rio.
Michael Connor wrote:
Edwin Flack of Australia, 1500m gold medalist in the Athens games of 1896
Ran a 4:33. Barely a decade earlier, Walter George had ran a 4:12 MILE, and now this clown was boozing it up over a gold medal from that joke of a competition, the olympics. Of course he lost his next race - there were probably professionals there. He was a nobody, probably not even in the world's top 1000 with his 4:52 mile equivalent. Shame on him, and on you for taking his diary seriously as if he were an actual world-class real athlete.
The olympic 1500 remained a joke for 20 more years until Nurmi showed up and managed to be as good as George. But it has never outgrown its joke status - usually it's a terrible sit and kick race of no real consequence, the winner rarely being the world leader over the distance.
In the far future, they will look at Centro's gold, but it will only make them say, how fast was he? So then they will look up his PB and laugh, and that will be their final impression of him. Some nobody who won a joke race but folded like a house of cards when shit got serious and people ran fast.
Looks like someone wasn't in line when senses of humor were distributed. Make no mistake, Wigins, you are a world-class asshat, which nobody can deny. Your talent is WR and Gold Medal quality. Bravo, sir!
Bad Wigins wrote:
Michael Connor wrote:Edwin Flack of Australia, 1500m gold medalist in the Athens games of 1896
Ran a 4:33. Barely a decade earlier, Walter George had ran a 4:12 MILE, and now this clown was boozing it up over a gold medal from that joke of a competition, the olympics. Of course he lost his next race - there were probably professionals there. He was a nobody, probably not even in the world's top 1000 with his 4:52 mile equivalent. Shame on him, and on you for taking his diary seriously as if he were an actual world-class real athlete.
The olympic 1500 remained a joke for 20 more years until Nurmi showed up and managed to be as good as George. But it has never outgrown its joke status - usually it's a terrible sit and kick race of no real consequence, the winner rarely being the world leader over the distance.
In the far future, they will look at Centro's gold, but it will only make them say, how fast was he? So then they will look up his PB and laugh, and that will be their final impression of him. Some nobody who won a joke race but folded like a house of cards when shit got serious and people ran fast.
Bad Wigins wrote:
In the far future, they will look at Centro's gold, but it will only make them say, how fast was he? So then they will look up his PB and laugh, and that will be their final impression of him. Some nobody who won a joke race but folded like a house of cards when shit got serious and people ran fast.
I couldn't name more than 3 or 4 people on the all time top 10 list for 1500m, but I can name all the Olympic champs in that event going back to before I was born.
Is the diary really fake? I can see someone faking it, but can't prove this one way or the other.
themanontherun wrote:
I couldn't name more than 3 or 4 people on the all time top 10 list for 1500m, but I can name all the Olympic champs in that event going back to before I was born.
I couldn't name all the olympic champs but I sure can recall the names of every runner in the top 20 list!
Olympics shjow you qho is the best tactician on the day! All time list show you were the fastest runners ever!
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