The hats were probably a distraction for something else going on which we will never clue in on. Until you find that your hobby jogger 5k times will forever be capped.
The hats were probably a distraction for something else going on which we will never clue in on. Until you find that your hobby jogger 5k times will forever be capped.
big time hobby jogger wrote:
4 hats wrote:Since this is a 5k, you'll need a new hat for each kilometer.
That will require 5 volunteers instead of 3. Come on people, let's make this happen!
And to the naysayers, you're just fueling my fire. Which will require more hats.
Why does it bother me THIS MUCH that big time hobby jogger, who is replying to 4 hats, whose handle precisely tells the number of required hat holding volunteers, still cannot figure out the correct number of hat carrying volunteers necessary for a 5k with hat replacement every 1k?
This explains how Trump is Making America Great Again.
ads suk wrote:
doubletroll wrote:He doesn't really believe the OP. I call this a double troll. The troll pretends to take the original troll post seriously, thus trolling the troll and becoming a double troll.
I hesitate to agree. One would think that with this level of understanding of troll complexity he would have at least thrown in a few spelling/grammar errors. You're thoughts?
Post of the day.
There are no rules when it comes to the bridge and tunnel crowd. The hat game itself is Salazar's epic troll. Game of distraction.
Sara Palin wrote:
big time hobby jogger wrote:That will require 5 volunteers instead of 3. Come on people, let's make this happen!
And to the naysayers, you're just fueling my fire. Which will require more hats.
Why does it bother me THIS MUCH that big time hobby jogger, who is replying to 4 hats, whose handle precisely tells the number of required hat holding volunteers, still cannot figure out the correct number of hat carrying volunteers necessary for a 5k with hat replacement every 1k?
This explains how Trump is Making America Great Again.
I will need 5 hats and thus 5 hat handling volunteers. I need a new, dry hat at the finish line for the finish line photo, as well as the post-race photo taken while biting my finisher medal. I can't believe I have to spell all this out.
Now can you volunteer or not?
This thread got linked on the front page! Troll win!!!
... the solution to your problem:
At this very moment, there are multiple recently let go former Nike employees making their way back from Rio. They are packed into a small unmarked rented truck, probably crossing the Panama Canal right about now.
They have extensive training and experience in handing fresh hats to passing runners. They spent months training to do this in a high performance lab under all kinds of conditions. Only those with the very best hat-handing form made the final cut. When they get back they will have nothing to do, and I'm sure they will be more than happy to help you achieve your new 5K pr.
Bonus: Since fall and allergy season is approaching, you might want to inquire about getting a fresh pollen mask with each hat.
I will gladly hand you a hat at each stop.....each hat will contain a lump of my poo.
Interestingly enough, Rupp's hats each contained a dark lump of goo in them. Was it, perchance, handing Rupp his hats in Rio?
A fresh hat for the cool down makes sense, too, now that I think about it. I still say 4 hat volunteers with 5 hats, as the 1K volunteer can make it back to the finish for your finish line photo slash cool down hat handoff.
But sorry, I have a race that day.
Six chilling hat helpers are required. One at the start to hand a fresh-out-of-the-cooler hat to the chilling runner. And, if its a point-to-point course, a final hat for the post-run cool down.
I usually just enjoy reading but had to resond. Wouldn't a "double troll" be like a double negative and therefore the response in serious? Just trying to understand the trolling "rules".
no, u need some logic lessons.
1) -ve + -ve = -ve
2) -(ve)^2 = -ve
3) (-ve)^2 = +ve
Double trolling is an example of 2), therefore not serious. Geesh
make sure to put androgel in the hats
Rob Abank wrote:
I will gladly hand you a hat at each stop.....each hat will contain a lump of my poo.
Please, not more of this. The guy with the compression socks was plenty weird.
You could go on Grindr and find some assistance, assh*le.
Radiator Collant wrote:
The hat swap won't work unless someone has figured out what Salazar cooling fluid was. The the conundrum within the enigma of the mystery.
Some type of PED, no doubt.
You will need 6 hats, moran...
Radiator Collant wrote:
The hat swap won't work unless someone has figured out what Salazar cooling fluid was. The the conundrum within the enigma of the mystery.
Somewhere in Rio, there's a book with the middle cut out. The answer to the conundrum part of the enigma was contained in the book.
1 hat every km for our clever troll.