GOLD MEDAL TALENT, Local Trail Race Wife - Worth it??

What sort of uniform does she wear?

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Numero zero wrote:

What sort of uniform does she wear?

Talent alone is worthless

WTF kind of answer is that? It was a yes or no question. So, yes or no?

She gonna leave you wrote:

Talent alone is worthless

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hahahahahahahaha A self-appointed "Troll-rater" who doesn't know what a troll is. hahahaha So what do you say, Troll-rater? Yes or no?

Seeing as a lot of elite runners marry other elite runners, this is not realistic. American laws allow for divorce. How will the warlock enforce the marriage? Magic binding spells? Or negative punishment via a black spell if you try to mate with an elite athlete? Could the warlock be bribed with a little contraband of old japan?

4 good years for a lifetime of being miserable? I'll say no.

If my talent would last the rest of my life it'd be more tempting, but one Olympic cycle isn't worth it ... especially since for all I know I could get injured anyway and even with 12:55 speed, no guarantee you win or even make the Olympics.

A life without cheating on your wife isn't life at all. NO THANKS!

arenner396 wrote:

TOUGH QUESTION:

A warlock approaches you and offers you gold medal-level talent. You instantly become a 12:55 5k guy and a 26:40 10k guy. Your talent lasts all the way until after the 2020 Olympics.

But here's the catch. Along with the talent comes a wife that isn't exactly gold-medal quality. In fact, she's just the opposite. She's portly (not at all curvy -- just overweight), she's an uniformed, yet radical feminist, and she's stubborn as a Mesopotamian mule, meaning she'll NEVER CHANGE. You cannot cheat on her, and you're locked into the marriage for the rest of your life.

Worth it??

Pre-Nuptial Shut-Off, my the male.

Cheating, by the male.

Make it 9 years, 6 golds. Wheaties box.

Color me in there.

Anyone can get to 12:55 with the dope, it's just that white people are too afraid to do it.

I say dope, win the medals, and get a super fit foreign wife. No warlock necessary.

You have some weird perversions.

There are too many specifications on your little fantasy world. Live a little. Wife sounds spunky and fun.

2 olympics, 4 golds (5k-10k), American records in both. $3-$5 million shoe deal for at least a decade.

She can be portly but she has to have a pretty face. She needs a nice rack and a freak in the sack and I would take the deal

Only a teenaged male brain could come up with this.

It depends. Does the warlock have tiger blood and Adonis DNA?

arenner396 wrote:

TOUGH QUESTION:

A warlock approaches you and offers you gold medal-level talent. You instantly become a 12:55 5k guy and a 26:40 10k guy. Your talent lasts all the way until after the 2020 Olympics.

But here's the catch. Along with the talent comes a wife that isn't exactly gold-medal quality. In fact, she's just the opposite. She's portly (not at all curvy -- just overweight), she's an uniformed, yet radical feminist, and she's stubborn as a Mesopotamian mule, meaning she'll NEVER CHANGE. You cannot cheat on her, and you're locked into the marriage for the rest of your life.

Worth it??

No No No No.

Ha! This scenario is a man's dream. "she'll NEVER CHANGE." but it could not happen. Men want women that don't change. The problem is that women do change. And there is nothing that can stop it. As soon as they start popping out kids their hormones permanently affect their brains and their opinions about you, body shape, body image, everything changes.

This warlock is deceiving you. There is a loop hole somewhere in the agreement that allows the woman to change.

The only way for you to get out of the marriage is suicide.

So, if one agrees to the deal, what happens if a divorce DOES occur? Or if cheating DOES occur? Those consequences would have to be pretty bad to turn down a few Gold medals and all that comes with.

Also, since when is 12:55 and 26:40 Gold medal worthy? You've basically described Rupp from 2012 to 2014. How many gold medals does he have?

farah's 12:53/26:46, right?

Numero zero wrote:

What sort of uniform does she wear?

LMFAO! Made my day!^