Get on to a 'Chubby Chaser' website to look for a partner.
Get on to a 'Chubby Chaser' website to look for a partner.
Road cycling
Stuff their jacket pockets with all kinds of junk snacks to ensure they have a continous supply of food while on the go(which is usually not too far) it's like halloween for them every day. Their mouths are like a trash can and like they say... you are what you eat
Get an education
Act jolly.
Wear elastic.
University instructor wrote:
Get an education
An education on how to get fatter
Limp.
They're always friggin limping for one reason or another.
Wear sweatpants all the time.
Die before age 50
Manbearpig1 wrote:
Die before age 50
Too real; this is supposed to be somewhat light-hearted and funny. Props for manbearpig reference to South Park, though.
JAKIR wrote:
They always seem drink diet soda
Astute. I observe this as well. It says a lot about what artificial sugars really do to the body.
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My contribution: Fat people are always trying to lose weight through diet alone (rarely with exercise).
Be a black host on the View.
Make posts like this one.
Claim to be "big-boned"
Laugh too loud.
That is flipping annoying there are starving people in the world
Don't waste food
Some people have a have of always leaving a little bit the leave there plate on the table for someone else to have to look at
They seem to always seem upset at people who are in good shape. They seem to always hate thin athletic people. People who care about their body. Fat people for the most part dont want to put in the work to succeed at anything in life. They just want to complain and whine. They want everything handed to them and they are usually called mommas boy. They got everything handed tonthem when they were young especially potato chips and chocolate bars.
Make their shoes last 10 years. Since they do nothing much else besides sitting on their lard ash, they almost never wear out their running shoes. One pair would last them almost a life time
Win an olympic gold medal in track and field... unless they are doing shotput or hammer throw