Keep the refrigerator in their living room next to the couch where they always siht. They eat and watch tv until it's nap time
Keep the refrigerator in their living room next to the couch where they always siht. They eat and watch tv until it's nap time
Where a thong to the beach
They always make a fist and place their knuckles on their hips when they stand up. I always always see obese people do this and i can't figure out why
Not run 20 miles every Sunday morning.
Sit down to tie their shoe laces
Grow a second chin
Walk and run like a penguin
Insist on sitting during a subway ride.
And while sitting there, fan themselves with a magazine.
Which is gross if you're downwind.
They always seem drink diet soda
Large iced coffee from Dunkin, 3 creams, 3 sugars.
Walk sideways through a doorway so they dont get stuck. I remember seeing one fat guy get wedged into a standard doorway and someone had to call the fire department to free him. I saw them take the fire hose and wrap it around the guys neck and tied it in a knot... the hose was hanging out the third floor window connected to the fire truck.. the driver of the truck put it full throttle and inheard a loud pop like balloon popping as the fat guy was freed from the doorway and flew out the window
Public transit wrote:
Insist on sitting during a subway ride.
And while sitting there, fan themselves with a magazine.
Which is gross if you're downwind.
Good call. Also, they insist on spreading their legs as wide as humanly possible while sitting so that they occupy about the same amount of space that 4 normal sized people could sit in.
Crossfit
man spread wrote:
Public transit wrote:Insist on sitting during a subway ride.
And while sitting there, fan themselves with a magazine.
Which is gross if you're downwind.
Good call. Also, they insist on spreading their legs as wide as humanly possible while sitting so that they occupy about the same amount of space that 4 normal sized people could sit in.
Happened to me i was on a bus trip.. greyhound and the seats are grouped two together and the fat guy got 1.75 out of the 2 seats and i could barely fit one ass cheek down during the 4 hour trip.
Eat with their mouth wide open and make discusting sounds
I currently work with and have in the past people who are fat/overweight and my observations are...
-they are following the current "app"
-they never ask how I maintain my weight (I would tell them 35+ years of consistent activity).
-They talk a lot about current tv programs.
-They find ways to justify their weight.
-trying to find closer parking spots.
-They just don't seem to care about their weight.
I am the ugliest discusting fattest person on the planet. I went to the doctors today and weighed in on the scale at 2154 lbs. The doctor says i have high blood pressure and my body fat percentage is 82.3%. Doctor wants to put me on the slim fast plan and help me stop smoking as well . I live on a diet of salt free potato chips and diet cola and i smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day. I currently get my exercise by walking to my fridge and to the washroom. My goal is to win the london virgin marathon next year and speaking of virgin i am one
Female fatties roll themselves in flour and say "aim for the damp spot" (I haven't seen this but I've heard about it ;-)".
Get to the grocery checkout with 5 or more grocery carts full of junk food and getting employee assistance to help manuever the carts around the store
Tell anyone who'll listen it's down to their genes as the watch what they eat (every mouthful as it goes in so they don't spill any).