Dos Equis wrote:
Hipster Doofus wrote:She is a world class: singer, actor, poet, writer, director, athlete, model, photographer, chef, physician, engineer, race car driver, sailor, equestrian. She is the most interesting person in the world.
She doesn't always finish in front of anyone, but when she does, she prefers to post it on twitter, instagram and facebook. She is the most interesting person in the world.
Her feet don't get blisters, but her shoes do.
She can speak Russian… in French
Her tears can cure cancer, too bad she never cries
She once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
When she meets the Pope, the Pope kisses her ring
If she were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark
She once won a staring contest with her own reflection
Her signature won a Pulitzer
She lives vicariously through herself
Roses stop to smell her
She has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
She once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
Mosquitoes refuse to bite her purely out of respect
Panhandlers give her money
When she goes to Spain, she chases the bulls
Her shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice
Two countries went to war to dispute HER nationality
When in Rome, they do as SHE does
Presidents take her birthday off
Her business card simply says “I’ll call you.â€
She is the most interesting person in the world.