Blah Blah Blah. wrote:
It was a race and still the newspaper is calling the runners "joggers".
Finally a reporter who has read letsrun and grasped the correct terminology, and then some idiots start to whine!
Blah Blah Blah. wrote:
It was a race and still the newspaper is calling the runners "joggers".
Finally a reporter who has read letsrun and grasped the correct terminology, and then some idiots start to whine!
the important stuff wrote:
Did she look relaxed?
The bear or the jogger?
give that reporter an award wrote:
Blah Blah Blah. wrote:It was a race and still the newspaper is calling the runners "joggers".
Finally a reporter who has read letsrun and grasped the correct terminology, and then some idiots start to whine!
So it wasnt the cub reporter.
I detect some sort of trend here....Gorillas,alleygators, bears, mtn.lions and were about to enter shark week.
Was the bear in trainers?
Did Salazar give her a post-race workout?
Did she win an Oscar?
ThunderThighs wrote:
Couldn't she just have outrun the bear? It's not going to keep chasing here if it was just defending its cubs.
You do not spend much time in bear country, I can tell that much...
Bear Grizzly Man wrote:
ThunderThighs wrote:Couldn't she just have outrun the bear? It's not going to keep chasing here if it was just defending its cubs.
You do not spend much time in bear country, I can tell that much...
You do not spend much time in LRC country, I can tell that much...
I just spit out my coffee. thanks for wasting a mouthful of good coffee and two paper towels. And many thanks to the rest of the crowd for the humor on this thread, this is what makes letsrun worth coming back for.
gwerghewrgwerg wrote:
the important stuff wrote:Did she look relaxed?
The bear or the jogger?
Relax everyone it not a BEAR. I was a BARE human. ABC News messed up because of a typo. The person has been arrested. Undetermined so far if the attacker was a male, a female that identifies as a male, a female that identifies as a lesbian female of a male that identifies as a lesbian female.
Story at 11:00.
Info on facebook with badass photo.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/251286815048457/
It is a dead bear now. They are required to kill it and check for rabies.
http://www.koat.com/news/marathon-runner-injured-in-bear-attack/40126104
The link from here:
http://www.findmymarathon.com/race-detail.php?zname=Valles%20Caldera%20Marathon
Goes here:
http://www.highaltitudeathletics.org/caldera/index.htm
It looks like there have been races at that location in the past.
http://www.marathonguide.com/races/racedetails.cfm?MIDD=3778100612
Flounder wrote:
Info on facebook with badass photo.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/251286815048457/
So they show a grizzly pic to "represent" the black bear involved?
Seriously?
Next time I post about my pet tabby I'll be sure to include a photo of a Siberian tiger.
This is a sad day for LRC. A poor women goes through a horrible ordeal by getting mauled by a bear, and all you can do is spout out stupid pun jokes!
This is unbearable
I can't wait to get my bear hands on you.
When I do it will be very grizzly
Unless, of course, you exercise your right o bear arms
But what if she can no longer bear children?
Then she could no longer be bear foot and pregnant
I'm bearly getting started ...
but time to go
But Bear Grylls would be proud of her!
So the mother bear that attacked the poor lady got euthanized. What happens to her poor cubs? They're without their mother now. How do they survive? Are they caught too, and sent off to a zoo or something?
I didn't know Bear Grylls was a runner. Why'd he attack her? Was it a stunt for a new show?
I've been very upset at this incident, have been stuffing myself with berries and fish since yesterday morning, now scattered about, and went for a swim in the river. A few more days like this and I'm going to hibernate for the winter.
Yogi of Jellystone wrote:
Flounder wrote:Info on facebook with badass photo.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/251286815048457/So they show a grizzly pic to "represent" the black bear involved?
Seriously?
Next time I post about my pet tabby I'll be sure to include a photo of a Siberian tiger.
Why are you mentioning it was a *black* bear?
Don't be racist.
In fact it was a human who prefers to identify as a bear. Trans-species is the next big thing.
ps. its hair was perfect.
The cubs? wrote:
So the mother bear that attacked the poor lady got euthanized. What happens to her poor cubs? They're without their mother now. How do they survive? Are they caught too, and sent off to a zoo or something?
Kebabs!
Very tender.
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.