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Freaking metrosexual pussified millennial. Five dates and you're offended by this? Snowflake alert!
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Freaking metrosexual pussified millennial. Five dates and you're offended by this? Snowflake alert!
Maybe she was reaching for her own shirt but couldn't see since she had her glasses off and accidentally grabbed yours.
doormatt8383 wrote:
Yes I was wearing the shirt when she napkintized it.
It was a new shirt I bought just for the date.
She was an only child if that offers any clues.
We are both in our 30s.
Thanks for the feedback thus far.
We had fun and made out - but I felt used.
Before a local road race, I was wearing a throw-away t-shirt. My jogging partner opened a Gu and managed to get it all over her fingers. She started licking it off and then asked me if I was throwing away my shirt. I said "yes" and she then began rubbing her hands all over my chest. I felt used - but enjoyed it.
Well, she probably learned that from George Bush.
doormatt8383 wrote:
5th date. Went on a picnic with this woman that I like.
We are having a good time and then she takes off her glasses an dvery matter of factly cleans the on my shirt.
She wasn't joking or anything.
This was like 'old hat' to her.
WTF? Clean them on your own damn shirt.
Is this a red flag? Should I be pissed?
Not a troll and this really happened.
I was in shock and didn't know how to respond.
Were her glasses covered in semen?
Without knowing the girl, it was probably a gesture of comfort with you and an excuse to make contact. I don't think you should run the other direction quite yet. Just see how the next dates go and take it from there. If you really like her then it might be one of those things that she does that annoys you a little but in the big picture it's not a big deal. No relationship is going to be without some annoyances otherwise we would all stay single forever (nothing wrong with that depends on what you want I guess).
Question:
Was it after you blasted a load in her face?
Just think what's going to happen when you take your first camping trip together and she has no toilet paper...
Hey Rob, that chick is Laz and it's his old white shirt you were wearing.
You got bigger problems buddy.
doormatt8383 wrote:
I was in shock and didn't know how to respond.
I'm having the same reaction to your pathetic post. Good God, man.
Man if my date ever did that I'd donkey punch her.
Dr. Van Nostrand wrote:
Star wrote:It's like the Seinfeld episode where George is on a date and the woman asks him up to her room for coffee. And George says it's too late for caffeine and declines to go up.
Coffee means sex
Using your shirt means sex
The point of that episode was that George was doing the opposite of every natural impulse, not that he was oblivious to the social cue. Don't bring that weak Seinfeld knowledge up in here!
Wow. You're trying to call someone on weak Seinfeld knowledge, and then you cluelessly confuse two completely different episodes while trying to "correct" that person? Read it and weep:
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/The_Phone_Messagedoormatt8383 wrote:
My shirt was new from TJ Max.
How has no one else brought up that you specifically called out that you bought a new shirt explicitly for this date?
Star wrote:
It's like the Seinfeld episode where George is on a date and the woman asks him up to her room for coffee. And George says it's too late for caffeine and declines to go up.
Coffee means sex
Using your shirt means sex
Yes it was a way of saying I want physical intimacy. She got here answer. The OP doesn't want coffee.
Now that he understands maybe he could leave a voice message for her.
Not a deal breaker. But does she use tabs or spaces?
Ok, I am an old guy. I don't like cell phones. I have shirts that are 20 years old. I have been married for 20 years. But ... what she "said" to you was, "please fu%k me." You are an idiot!
doormatt8383 wrote:
5th date. Went on a picnic with this woman that I like.
We are having a good time and then she takes off her glasses an dvery matter of factly cleans the on my shirt.
She wasn't joking or anything.
This was like 'old hat' to her.
WTF? Clean them on your own damn shirt.
Is this a red flag? Should I be pissed?
Not a troll and this really happened.
I was in shock and didn't know how to respond.
That's when I lean in, kiss her, and slip my hand up the back of her shirt.
You got NO game. 5th date, she feels that resourceful and comfortable... Get frisky.
Dude that means she is super DTF. Should have just gone with it.
Mr. Obvious wrote:
doormatt8383 wrote:We had fun and made out - but I felt used.
You are in your 30s and "making out" on your fifth date...time to up your game.
That's right, 5th date should be a bonefest. Go online, women in their 30s online, forget it. If you're not boning by the 3rd date, you are a disgrace.
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