Robert Young fakes run across America
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So if you count all the distance he walks in and out of hotels, bathrooms, in and out of the RV, restaurants and Wal-Mart that is probably another 1.5 miles or more a day 1.5 miles x 35 days is 87.5 miles more that he should count. That puts him back on pace. And he should count the 1.5 miles over the next 10 days as well so that is another 15 miles. That is 102.5 miles down. Get back up you bloody beautiful Tommy you! You are closer to the finish than you can imagine and this American Trump rabble cannot stop you. Utrinque Paratus!
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All will be fine wrote:
No word from Peter... maybe they are back tracking to hide his body.
Peter? You out there?
We can report that a body has been found. Early coroner's assessment is that he was beaten to death reeeeaaally slowly. -
Wait, they are still moving.
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While I was convinced Rob was a fraudster from the outset, I was hoping he would be able to muddle through to the end and perhaps even redeem himself somewhere down the road.
It will be interesting to see what the next chapter is...or if there even is a next chapter.
Finally, runnergirl (?) seemed to have the proper perspective and the best comments throughout this story. Kudos to her. -
Jehosephat wrote:
Laz and the geezers did a pretty phenomenal job... they got Rob to hang himself with his own rope while simultaneously teaching them aome stuff. This is good, not bad, and may have the side effect of teaching humility. Which team rob sadly needs. And, well, rob was punished this week. Physicallt, mentally, and spiritually.
As it transitions to everyone high fiving the letsrun "boots on the ground" and doubler lets everyone know here and the ultralist know that he and marathoninvestigations are on the case, all I will say is: dont barney fife it.
There has been a bunch of bullshit in this thread, mostly by folks with zero background or experience in what is going on.
The damage is done. Do what you need to do, but dont harrass and dont be bozos.
Also, cellulitis is no bullshit and he will wind up in the hospital if he isnt careful. No faking.
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‎Kevin O'Rourke‎ to Ultrarunning Community
June 12 at 5:35pm · Whittlebury, United Kingdom ·
I have some major news about Rob's run which I can't talk about yet until I have the final evidence to post but let me tell you it's major and will shut a lot of these doubters up. Like I have always done I will only post truths with evidence so I'm just waiting for it to arrive with me
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Go see Elvis wrote:
EZPass Mike wrote:
Odds on next stop of the Skins RV
3-1 Hospital
2-1 Airport
17-1 Yet another fireworks location
250-1 Skins Headquarters
999-1 California to start again!
Doesn't look like Airport - they could have taken I-70 to get there faster.
Do they know how to turn off the tracker? If I wanted to preserve the ability to weave a story, I'd turn off the tracker now.
They are in a non-google streetmapped drive, looks like residential apartments, near Streetlinks just N of E Washington St.
What are they doing? -
Laz sympathizer wrote:
moanswers wrote:
laz quits wrote:
this much I will say;
it seems to be a consistent part of this pattern
to make the claims that an individual is somehow "physiologically different" from everyone else.
they are not.
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I guess the rest of this saga will play out however it plays out.
but, I gotta say, I found it offensive
seeing the handstand photos and the soccer ball video.
and all that crap early on.
that might have been more of a spur than any of the other stuff
to take a week out of my life,
and spend it on the side of the road.
driving from st Louis to Indianapolis at 2 miles an hour.
laz
Thanks Laz. it these kinds of claims that make the sport look bad.
Feel bad for Laz and don't blame him for high tailing it out of that cesspool of boredom
I doubt Laz has much else going on in his life. -
Rob's team here: This is the point where you are supposed to be called a hater or worse for being rational, then you have to try to distract from those on your trail. Please don't forget the threats to sue everyone which we will never do because we are in so deep and really really don't want the authorities looking into this.
Please call yourself all of these things and throw up those distractions and threats to yourself immediately. We are very busy, we have dvd movies to watch over here and critiques to offer of which films we would or would not recommend (we wouldn't recommend that Abel's movie). -
Go see Elvis wrote:
They are in a non-google streetmapped drive, looks like residential apartments, near Streetlinks just N of E Washington St.
What are they doing?
I think they are lost. They thought they were driving east with Rob in the RV but accidentally drive west instead. Fits in with the rest of their stories. -
Tommy Atkins wrote:
So if you count all the distance he walks in and out of hotels, bathrooms, in and out of the RV, restaurants and Wal-Mart that is probably another 1.5 miles or more a day 1.5 miles x 35 days is 87.5 miles more that he should count. That puts him back on pace. And he should count the 1.5 miles over the next 10 days as well so that is another 15 miles. That is 102.5 miles down. Get back up you bloody beautiful Tommy you! You are closer to the finish than you can imagine and this American Trump rabble cannot stop you. Utrinque Paratus!
Rob is legit
He will not quit.
Certa Cito -
Jsert wrote:
Laz sympathizer wrote:
moanswers wrote:
laz quits wrote:
this much I will say;
it seems to be a consistent part of this pattern
to make the claims that an individual is somehow "physiologically different" from everyone else.
they are not.
.....
I guess the rest of this saga will play out however it plays out.
but, I gotta say, I found it offensive
seeing the handstand photos and the soccer ball video.
and all that crap early on.
that might have been more of a spur than any of the other stuff
to take a week out of my life,
and spend it on the side of the road.
driving from st Louis to Indianapolis at 2 miles an hour.
laz
Thanks Laz. it these kinds of claims that make the sport look bad.
Feel bad for Laz and don't blame him for high tailing it out of that cesspool of boredom
I doubt Laz has much else going on in his life.
Course he does.
He needs to begin selecting books for next year's Barkleys. And those cigs ain't gonna smoke themselves. -
I-70, heading east, baby!
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Apparently it was bs since that was 5 days ago.
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Have they gone back to Peter's house? Has he been befriended by the team?
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RobsMom wrote:
Exactly.
His PBs, his pro cycling career, his tri championship, his child abuse... it's all fake.
But are the Geezers really quitting? They said they would go to NY?
No, Team Geezer said they would hang with Mr. Young long enough to determine if he was the real McCoy and to see of what he is made.
They've done that and it serves little purpose for them to continue to take time out of their lives to watch the last few frames of a train wreck. -
Making better time now, though.
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Hookers and blow.
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Wow, really moving now. Espresso must be kicking in.
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Gone back to Peter's? wrote:
Have they gone back to Peter's house? Has he been befriended by the team?
You mean Matt?
