Would you date a pregnant woman?

She is obviously DTF, so that's cool

Two words: upskirt camera.

Dude, tea is the best. Everyone should drink tea, especially runners. Best drink for aiding recovery after hard runs.

OP just bang her and be done with it. You know that's what this is. You'll have to switch grocery stores and probably move after though.

It depends... Is she having a boy or an abortion??

Lib Rules wrote:

jorter wrote:

Would I date a pregnant woman...

If I was the dad: Absolutely. You're a piece of crap if you get someone pregnant and then ditch.

This is about as short-sighted as I have seen on this site. Surely you realize there are a myriad of circumstances that could have occurred.

Surely you realize that you don't say "there are a myriad of circumstances" and that you should say "there are myriad circumstances"?

Engrish fail wrote:

Surely you realize that you don't say "there are a myriad of circumstances" and that you should say "there are myriad circumstances"?

Merriam-Webster dictionary: Recent criticism of the use of myriad as a noun, both in the plural form myriads and in the phrase a myriad of, seems to reflect a mistaken belief that the word was originally and is still properly only an adjective. As the entries here show, however, the noun is in fact the older form, dating to the 16th century. The noun myriad has appeared in the works of such writers as Milton (plural myriads) and Thoreau (a myriad of), and it continues to occur frequently in reputable English. There is no reason to avoid it.

Why didn't the guy that knocked her up want to get myriad.

Perch wrote:

Engrish fail wrote:

Surely you realize that you don't say "there are a myriad of circumstances" and that you should say "there are myriad circumstances"?

Merriam-Webster dictionary: Recent criticism of the use of myriad as a noun, both in the plural form myriads and in the phrase a myriad of, seems to reflect a mistaken belief that the word was originally and is still properly only an adjective. As the entries here show, however, the noun is in fact the older form, dating to the 16th century. The noun myriad has appeared in the works of such writers as Milton (plural myriads) and Thoreau (a myriad of), and it continues to occur frequently in reputable English. There is no reason to avoid it.

gandhi wrote:

It depends... Is she having a boy or an abortion??

I'm ashamed of myself for laughing at this.

TAA wrote:

gandhi wrote:

It depends... Is she having a boy or an abortion??

I'm ashamed of myself for laughing at this.

I'm not

You mad, brah?

No because I'm not something that starts with a C, and with a K, rhymes with "luck".

gandhi wrote:

It depends... Is she having a boy or an abortion??

😂

The guy that suggested being there to support her in the short term is a bigger dweeb than OP. Who in the world would waste their time this way?

Prepper of Bulls wrote:

No because I'm not something that starts with a C, and with a K, rhymes with "luck".

OK. You got me. What is a word that starts with a C and with a K and rhymes with luck?

Cluck and Kluck? That's all I've got. Is being called a cluck a thing? And if so, why couldn't you just write it, why the mystery?

Ask her if she listens to the hamilton soundtrack.I bet her and her husband are trying the james and mariah reynolds trick

Baby daddy28272 wrote:

5 months pregnant. The father split.

Pros/cons?

Met her at the grocery store. Been hanging out 6 weeks. Feels weird.

a riddle? wrote:

Prepper of Bulls wrote:

No because I'm not something that starts with a C, and with a K, rhymes with "luck".

OK. You got me. What is a word that starts with a C and with a K and rhymes with luck?

Cluck and Kluck? That's all I've got. Is being called a cluck a thing? And if so, why couldn't you just write it, why the mystery?

I think he was trying to tell us that he is not from Canada.

OP, SIIHP, that gets em off good where they are preggo.

Vegan Bill wrote:

Baby daddy28272 wrote:

5 months pregnant. The father split.

Pros/cons?

Met her at the grocery store. Been hanging out 6 weeks. Feels weird.

Which grocery store?

I'm guessing Walmart. There are lots of fat desperate chicks hanging out there.

She needs an idiot with an income to support her and junior fast so sees someone real stupid and so ca-ching $$$$. "Pick me up some sour pickles and a pint of Ben n' Jerry's on your way home, darling."

Why not? I'm currently dating three different pregnant women. Of course, they're all pregnant by me but still - pregos are great!

A girl from my block and I were friends. She moved to a different neighborhood during our HS years. She moved to the area around 168 Street Armory in NYC and I'm still living in Yorkville east side of Manhattan. We keep in light tough a couple or five phone calls a month I guess she hand been up there a year when I suggest we catch a movie after my meet in the Armory.

She says I always hoped you would ask me out I really like you but I have to babysit my little sister this weekend my parents are going out of town. Why don't you come up I'll cook and you can even sleep over.

I think about it. She's cute, we are friends and I enjoy her company so . .

I go to my meet> knocked out before the semifinals> and walk thru the snow to her house a few blocks south on B'way. I ring the bell go up and am greeted by my 15 year old friend- standing there 7 months pregnant.

. . . and that's my pregnant date story.

a riddle? wrote:

Prepper of Bulls wrote:

No because I'm not something that starts with a C, and with a K, rhymes with "luck".

OK. You got me. What is a word that starts with a C and with a K and rhymes with luck?

Cluck and Kluck? That's all I've got. Is being called a cluck a thing? And if so, why couldn't you just write it, why the mystery?

Can we start a riddle thread for this one? I can't figure out the answer.