This seems to be the pattern.
"A":
Job dealing with people. Individual clients. Self-employed.
"B"
Social media savvy user to self promote.
"C"
Participates in charity fundraising and makes altruism known through social media.
"D"
Self congratulates on social media for athletic participation and "achievements". Derives self-esteem from jogging achievements.
"E"
Targets Boston Marathon as race to participate in as qualified runner to self promote pinnacle of achievements
"F"
Struggles to qualify. Can't let go of dream or postpone it to achieve through natural progression.
"G"
Misses timing mats and/or photos at qualifying race for Boston but achieves personal best to qualify.
"H"
Runs Boston dramatically slower than qualifier time.
"I"
Self congratulates on social media on Boston achievement. Includes false humility as to other runners and notes the enormity of their achievement.
"J"
Brings themselves to attention of someone with a vendetta or just curious as to their times.
"K"
Questions asked. Accusations and innuendo posed. Speculation and further inquiry by sophisticated runners.
"L"
All hell breaks loose
"M"
Wait until the storm passes and the next person comes along.