Do "Employees Must Wash Hands" signs inspire confidence?

Bad Wigins wrote:

Unless the employee has cholera or some crazy shit, you're not likely to be at much risk. And if they only took a piss, urine is one of the most sterile liquids you can find. Very toxic to most microbes. Worry more about what drug-resistant stuff might have colonized their hands due to sanitizer use.

Incorrect.

Grammar Teacher wrote:

It is Does, not Do

Your grammar does not inspire confidence.

Wrong.

Thejeff is correct.

However, give the purpose of said signs has nothing to do with "inspiring confidence", it would appear the question he asks is both silly and pointless. This seems to be the case with many threads he starts, so it's not entirely surprising.

substitute they for employee signs and you will see op is correct

Do They Inspire

Does They Inspire

I was daydreaming about the redheaded girl during that third grade class so I can not diagram that sentence. Can some one explain the reasoning

substitutional grammar test wrote:

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I was daydreaming about the redheaded girl during that third grade class so I can not diagram that sentence. Can some one explain the reasoning

The verb applies to the noun.

Do (descriptive) "signs"

Verb (adj) noun

Does a (descriptive) "sign".

Thejeff, what is it with your bathroom obsession? Is there anything you aren't telling us?

Grammar Teacher wrote:

It is Does, not Do

Your grammar does not inspire confidence.

It is "Do signs...?" not "Does signs...?"

I forgive you.

A Freudian wrote:

Thejeff, what is it with your bathroom obsession? Is there anything you aren't telling us?

I...I use them. Daily. Sometimes more.

And yes, there is plenty I am not telling you... your mom can fill you in.

Boom.

It's all CYA in case the restaurant gets sued for food poisoning.

smd wrote:

These are perplexing. Are they to make customers feel better, or are they reminders to the employees? If it's the latter, are they really that poorly trained that they need this notice?

Similarly perplexing: Signs at places like 7-11 that read "No loitering/Police take notice." Is "police take notice" a request to the police that they help enforce the "no loitering" part, or is it a warning to would-be loiterers? If it's the latter, can't the loiterers tell if cops are nearby?

Doubt if anythings enforced where I live. The local Dunkin Donuts have both types of signs, but senior citizens are allowed to loiter there all day after buying one cup of coffee. How come they don't get hassled?

Second, a few months ago this same shop closed up without checking the bathroom, and lo and behold the next a.m. had to jimmy the rest room door only to find a dead stiff who had O.D'd on heroin in there the night before.

The same sex bathroom will surely solve all such problems and Obama's people (the dreamers) don't wash at home so why wash at work?

Do "Employees Must Wash Hands" signs inspire confidence?

I've always thought

" .... And we highly recommend it for all non-employees too"

As a good tag for those signs.

Wtfunny wrote:

Do "Employees Must Wash Hands" signs inspire confidence?

I've always thought

" .... And we highly recommend it for all non-employees too"

As a good tag for those signs.

Employees must, of course, wash both hands before leaving. We encourage our customers to do the same.

Back in the 1960s I saw this beautiful piece of calligraphy on the wall . . . and s

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And so the grass roots movement grows.

to the guy who said that you can only get crazy things, you are wrong. there was a hepatitis outbreak via a taco bell employee in our area when I was in high school.

An employee with infectious Hep A is exactly the sort of crazy thing I was talking about. Something that happened to a few people in your area a long time ago is not a high risk for the public in general. Think of all the people around you that didn't get Hep A either then or since, despite all the non-hand-washing, particularly not-diligent-enough-to-stop-Hep-A handwashing, i.e. not scrubbing thoroughly under the fingernails with chemicals strong enough to inactivate that hardy virus.

It's kind of like terrorism - media shows you a few cases of people getting very unlucky, and suddenly you're full of dread about a relatively mild and rare illness. Hep A kills fewer than 100 Americans every year. Influenza, which no amount of hand-washing can stop, kills tens of thousands. All that hand-wringing about handwashing is a waste of energy. Worry about high risks, not low risks.

Hello!!! Knucklehead. Chipotle had to close down nationally TWICE!!, because it's employees didn't know proper health procedures such as washing hands after scratching dirty ass-crack and many people got very ill.

Given that its workers are mostly all part-timers with no beneifts and poor wages what intellectual/personal hygiene level do you think they have?