this is the least amusing "funny" thread I've ever read on these boards. Or anywhere else
this is the least amusing "funny" thread I've ever read on these boards. Or anywhere else
My employer asked me to write this post. He's so rich he has hired me to read forums posts and respond on his behalf.
Bazinga.
typical lrc businessman wrote:
Give us some examples or stories that show how rich you are.
I'm so rich that each week when I travel with work, I blow hundreds of dollars on hookers, and my wife never notices the ATM withdrawals.
first class flyer wrote:
I can't remember the last time I flew coach/economy class.
What's that?
I'm so rich I don't have a case for either of my iPhones. If they needed a protective case they would come with one. If you use a case, you are either poor or uncoordinated.
I'm so rich I have an iPhone7.
Let's make America great again wrote:
I'm so rich I can run for and probably win the office of President of USA on my own dime, build a wall across the Mexican border and go home every night to have my gorgeous wife suck my big.......hand.
That would be one up on Trump who is relying on welfare to fund his campaign.
typical lrc businessman wrote:
Give us some examples or stories that show how rich you are.
I'm so rich I have my own area code.
yawn wrote:
this is the least amusing "funny" thread I've ever read on these boards. Or anywhere else
and your post is the least interesting on these boards in many years. even a duck's posts where more interesting.
tri geek wrote:
I'm so rich that I don't have to work and can just spend my time trolling message boards I'll day. On the weekends I squeeze my fat butt into spandex, nearly drown myself, then hop in my $10k bike with $6k wheels and $500 helmet and "motor" along at 18mph (used to be 16 before the epo and testo). Then I get of and waddle along towards the finish line.
Do you live in Potomac? Hi!
I am so rich I run on beautiful trails daily seeing very few people, have an amazing wife, a job I love, and three healthy kids.
I'm so rich I pay Xfit guy to troll all you runner pansies.
Winner
la gente está muy loca wrote:
typical lrc businessman wrote:Give us some examples or stories that show how rich you are.
I'm so rich I have my own area code.
Most people do that but they call the other an Ipad.
Jakob Ingebrigtsen has a 1989 Ferrari 348 GTB and he's just put in paperwork to upgrade it
Strava thinks the London Marathon times improved 12 minutes last year thanks to supershoes
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
NAU women have no excuse - they should win it all at 2024 NCAA XC
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts