This is probably what it would feel like to be beaten by a girl.
This is probably what it would feel like to be beaten by a girl.
Dathan Bark-enhein.
I'd run a race called the 'Hounddog Half'.
John J. Smelly Dog.
An 8 year old also set a World Record in this race, but everyone is ignoring that and talking about the dog!
What was her finishing time in dog years??
Alan Webb's Triceps wrote:
Ventolin: What do you think the pooch could do for 10K? Bowser seems like more of a speed half marathoner than a strength doggie.
1'30" --> 44":37.9827 !!!
WITH no wind, treats,
1'30" --> 1'27". 423
Barking looses 0.4s per bark, so subtract all barks and Jim ryun runs 3'17" (!)
Dog in prime easily 15k world champ
Love this! Such a cool story. Great pics too.
Dog accidentally follows hobbyjogger over two miles right to sheriff's dept where it is promptly arrested and placed on house arrest (taken back home by a deputy)
Dog is wandering all over the place in the ditch, across the road, in front of me which wasn't too bad on a country road, but I didn't want to see that dog get flattened by a car on the highway I was turning onto to go back into town.
I'm sure a couple drivers on the country road were cussing me out thinking that was my dog running all over the place.
Fake ventolin wrote:
Alan Webb's Triceps wrote:Ventolin: What do you think the pooch could do for 10K? Bowser seems like more of a speed half marathoner than a strength doggie.
1'30" --> 44":37.9827 !!!
WITH no wind, treats,
1'30" --> 1'27". 423
Barking looses 0.4s per bark, so subtract all barks and Jim ryun runs 3'17" (!)
Dog in prime easily 15k world champ
Win
Arf!!!
There's a red-blooded American hound who set an example for us ALL to follow. Too bad the dog cannot run for potus.
Ludi wrote:
An 8 year old also set a World Record in this race, but everyone is ignoring that and talking about the dog!
The dog is only two years old! 8 is practically a senior in comparison.
brah wrote:
Ludi wrote:An 8 year old also set a World Record in this race, but everyone is ignoring that and talking about the dog!
The dog is only two years old! 8 is practically a senior in comparison.
14 years old in human years.
TAA wrote:
brah wrote:The dog is only two years old! 8 is practically a senior in comparison.
14 years old in human years.
Actually more like 19 years per this calculator:
http://www.pedigree.com/all-things-dog/dog-age-calculator/default.aspxthe aging comparison is not linear and varies by breed.
Was it wearing tights or just pants?
Well if an 8 year old dog had run the race media would be yapping all day about it!
"Arf!!!
There's a red-blooded American hound who set an example for us ALL to follow. Too bad the dog cannot run for potus."
One cannot run to be Top Dog when you are kennel born. Everyone knows that.
Isn't anyone FOAMING AT THE MOUTH this dog not only BANDITS but CROSSES THE FINISH LINE and MEDALS????
Let me correct the title... the dog hobby jogged the half. 1:32 isn't running
Get that dog an altitude tent and an underwater treadmill, make him do a few pushups, and bam 59:xx.