What is the perk of your profession?

I can embezzle money from the company without anyone knowing.

Preschool teacher --- endless love from children, loads of hot moms to flirt with.

Remote office. Unlimited PTO.

Time = money

Commute = waste of time

Clock's tickin'

4 months off a year.

Get to pursue research in my area of interest.

School pays for travel to conferences, even internationally.

And most importantly, free interlibrary loans.

That's Great!

macdaddy wrote:

Preschool teacher --- endless love from children, loads of hot moms to flirt with.

But don't all the hot moms just assume that you're a pedophile?

Big butt women walking around in jeans or yoga pants.

I get to take some suckers post that he thinks is so clever and puts across his point so well and zap it.

Then the sucker usually makes another post complaining about the unfairness of my previous deletion, and I get to zap that too.

Its a priceless part of the job! I love it!

macdaddy wrote:

Preschool teacher --- endless love from children, loads of hot moms to flirt with.

All I heard was moms, endless, hot and loads. Sounds like a great gig.

male preschool worker? wrote:

macdaddy wrote:

Preschool teacher --- endless love from children, loads of hot moms to flirt with.

But don't all the hot moms just assume that you're a pedophile?

Definitely dealt with some backlash at first. A few parents called corporate to express their concern that I was into children... Freaking gender stereotypes...

Nevertheless, when a mom sees how good I am with their kid/how much their children like me... It's almost instinctual for them to not only trust me, but playfully flirt with me as well. Like I said, not a bad gig.

Girls stay the same age as I get older on campus

Ah yes, Yelp and travel - gonna second the big ups for eating well on the road on corporate dime...traveling life much more difficult without it.

Flexible hours to allow me to coach high school CC and track. That way, I have been able to contribute to the running community for nearly 29 years now.

i work for Phidippides in Atlanta so I guess my perk is that I get to be around running all the time

home slice wrote:

Plumber. Hot milfs that love to flirt , and then some go further...

check my user name ... enough said

Free beer. Drinking on the job.

I work at a brewery...

good post. I found the same thing.

Working from home, with "flexible" hours as a SW dev seems good, but in fact you have to work much much more to "show" your work. If you get stuck on problem, you can't demonstrate to your boss you were actually working.

Face time in the office goes a long ways.

For a SW dev, home work is worse in some ways. I prefer the office now.

I'm in specialized construction and get to work from home. I get reimbursed at the federal mileage rate for all my driving, currently 58cents a mile. Plus my company lets me expense all meals when I'm at sites.