How was her running form on the way to the bathroom? Is there any chance bad form caused an injury that prevented her from returning from the bathroom?
How was her running form on the way to the bathroom? Is there any chance bad form caused an injury that prevented her from returning from the bathroom?
This thread is useless without pics
I appreciate your parody of this post http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=6886963
10/10! The fact that *really* is surrounded by asterisks made me smile.
Would love to see more of OP's work.
what did I do wrote:
So after considering many creative ideas for a first date with this girl, I decided to take her to a local high school track meet. She's not a runner, but she seemed willing to take an interest in what I care about, even though I wasn't running in the meet.
It all seemed to be going well. We watched heats of the boys' mile, and I rattled off the top times that some of the kids run and what we could expect. Then after each heat, I mentioned how the times weren't that good as my 4:41 would have won. I also mentioned after the girls heats how the bun huggers some wore were a source of debate, as for whether they should wear those or spandex shorts, but that I prefer the bun huggers.
After a while we get hungry, so we go to eat at the local hot dog stand, and I covered the fee for a hot dog and she *really* seemed to enjoy it. I offered to give her another hot dog but she declined, not hungry.
After lunch, I asked her if she wanted to come back to my place and have some drinks (we're both 25), but then she hurried off to the bathroom, and I didn't see her again. What did I do wrong?
C'mon jamin....you have GOT to be more creative than this!
After lunch, I asked her if she wanted to come back to my place and have some drinks (we're both 25), but then she hurried off to the bathroom, and I didn't see her again. What did I do wrong?
Is it possible that she had bad diarrhea and was stuck in the bathroom for a long time and you just assumed she left?
Linsanity wrote:
what did I do wrote:So after considering many creative ideas for a first date with this girl, I decided to take her to a local high school track meet. She's not a runner, but she seemed willing to take an interest in what I care about, even though I wasn't running in the meet.
It all seemed to be going well. We watched heats of the boys' mile, and I rattled off the top times that some of the kids run and what we could expect. Then after each heat, I mentioned how the times weren't that good as my 4:41 would have won. I also mentioned after the girls heats how the bun huggers some wore were a source of debate, as for whether they should wear those or spandex shorts, but that I prefer the bun huggers.
After a while we get hungry, so we go to eat at the local hot dog stand, and I covered the fee for a hot dog and she *really* seemed to enjoy it. I offered to give her another hot dog but she declined, not hungry.
After lunch, I asked her if she wanted to come back to my place and have some drinks (we're both 25), but then she hurried off to the bathroom, and I didn't see her again. What did I do wrong?
C'mon jamin....you have GOT to be more creative than this!
Are you kidding me? This is one of the best troll threads we've had all week. OP - come take your bow!
How long did you wait? Did you go looking for her? I assume she drove her own car, did you not go look to see if it was gone?
higher than that wrote:
You guys are a tough crowd. I'd give this a solid 6/10. I don't think most of you are being mindful of what a watered down world that trolling has become around here. You are focusing on it being too obvious rather than how he kept ramping up the ridiculousness of the scene for comic effect.
Hi OP
Love that you offered her another hotdog. I mean, if she liked the first one, why wouldn't she want another??
I don't think you did anything wrong, seriously. You established yourself as a creative dater, a critical thinker when it comes to buns vs. spandex, a superior athlete to the kids 10 years younger than you, financially stable (you offered her a SECOND hotdog for christ sake), and that bimbo couldn't see that??
Hey, keep your chin up. Looking down closes your trachea a bit.
I was laughing before I ever clicked on the thread and was not disappointed. Thank you.
onekickpony wrote:
Love that you offered her another hotdog. I mean, if she liked the first one, why wouldn't she want another??
Exactly. The whole post was filled with brilliant little touches.
She could have fell and hit her head, or had a seizure, or brain aneurism in thr bathroom.
For all you know she could still be there unconscious in a stall, clinging to life.
Now I'm off to look for a Woman Found Dead in Port-a-Potty with hotdog caught in throat news story.
5.8974/10.
Also agree that overall was well done. A couple good hooks: an actual mile time, hotdogs, the topic of boring meets, etc.
Improvement: I didn't notice any glaring grammar or spelling mistakes. Step it up, rookie.
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHH
-25/10
3/10 Not bad, almost funny...but where are there h.s. track meets in late November?
what did I do wrote:
After lunch, I asked her if she wanted to come back to my place and have some drinks (we're both 25), but then she hurried off to the bathroom, and I didn't see her again. What did I do wrong?
I'll tell you what you did wrong: you dated a 25 y.o.
Your best bet from here on would be to only date women who are 18/19/20 community college students or 35 to 40 and recently divorced.
The first category is eager to prove they are "real" college students despite still living with their parents. They jump at the chance to hang out at a "peer's" house, rather than their friend's parents house. Also buying them booze guarantees at least a bj.
The second category is desperate for the c@ck after a decade or more of declining marriage. Plus once you get in with one, her friends will all be after a piece as well. All pretense is gone at this point in their life, but they haven't withered on the vine quite yet. You just have to avoid the ones with c section scars or an aversion to hiring a babysitter. Nothing kills a bon3r like a snotty kid knocking on the door.
Better yet, find a nice 40 year old milf in the stands at the track meet while on a date with the 19 year old. Get two women lined up in one night. Just don't let the 40 year old woman know about the 19 year old, the older ones tend to get jealous. The 19 year old won't care most likely, she's trying to prove she is mature and free willed and her own person.
U didn't do anything wrong. She went to the head to pleasure herself, induced by the thought of going back to your place. U should'be been more patient.
RIP: D3 All-American Frank Csorba - who ran 13:56 in March - dead
RENATO can you talk about the preparation of Emile Cairess 2:06
Running for Bowerman Track Club used to be cool now its embarrassing
Hats off to my dad. He just ran a 1:42 Half Marathon and turns 75 in 2 months!
Great interview with Steve Cram - says Jakob has no chance of WRs this year
Rest in Peace Adrian Lehmann - 2:11 Swiss marathoner. Dies of heart attack.