Hey all you hobby joggers, only one week til your turkey trots!

One week to go!

When should I start training? Also what do the medals look like?

Heck yeah man. I think it might take 16-mid to win this year!! Then again, I heard that a couple years ago some pro woman showed up and ran 15:30 for the win

Where is the Cranberry Sause Boss? We need to hear from that guy.

veteran runner wrote:

Beats sitting around and drinking/watching football at 10 AM.

?!?!?

NOTHING beats sitting around drinking and watching football at 10 a.m.

That moment you realize that you just replied to an ancient thread that some other moran bumped for no good reason at all. Epic fail.

i m a moran wrote:

That moment you realize that you just replied to an ancient thread that some other moran bumped for no good reason at all. Epic fail.

But it IS one week til the turkey trot! No moran here!

Gobble gobble!

7 days to go...

Bumping for Cranberry Sauce Boss. What antics do you have planned for us this year?

Remember, the main goal is just to have FUN! Be sure to wear your Turkey Trot shirt to work on Monday and show off your FINISHER medal! Talk a lot about the race but never mention your time or place! They're not important!

Way to bumb a thread from a year ago

Bob Sacamano wrote:

Bumping for Cranberry Sauce Boss. What antics do you have planned for us this year?

Oops forgot to bump this thread. Been pretty busy coming off my Olympic year, you understand.. oh wait.. that's right.. you don't.

Haven't decided yet what to wear this year, maybe a fat suit to look like you all.

Question, what jiggles more, your thighs or the cranberry jello?

Yours truly,

Cranberry Sauce Boss

P.S. Gobble Gobble mfers

Brah, mano vs mano I'd spank the pants off you

I forgot to start training. Oh well, I'll have fresh legs.

I'm jumping in a pretty good race for the first time in 5 years.

I'm ready enough.

Cranberry Sauce B0ss wrote:

Bob Sacamano wrote:

Bumping for Cranberry Sauce Boss. What antics do you have planned for us this year?

Oops forgot to bump this thread. Been pretty busy coming off my Olympic year, you understand.. oh wait.. that's right.. you don't.

Haven't decided yet what to wear this year, maybe a fat suit to look like you all.

Question, what jiggles more, your thighs or the cranberry jello?

Yours truly,

Cranberry Sauce Boss

P.S. Gobble Gobble mfers

Excellent! Want to join me at the finish line and heckle the hobby joggers?

This is the REAL Cranberry Sauce Boss MFers - ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

I again plan on dressing like a beat up can of cranberry sauce, which is the least liked part of the Thanksgiving meal, then being the least liked person at the race, acting like a total jerk to anyone who can't pull at at least a 13:3x and wondering aloud why anyone would spend $25 to "basically walk" in the cold.

HEY HOBBY JOGGER, YOU'VE BEEN FATTENING UP ALL YEAR FOR THIS NOW PREPARE TO GET SLAUGHTERED!

Happy MF Thanksgiving,

The REAL MF Cranberry Sauce Boss

Cranberry Sauce Boss wrote:

This is the REAL Cranberry Sauce Boss MFers - ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

I again plan on dressing like a beat up can of cranberry sauce, which is the least liked part of the Thanksgiving meal, then being the least liked person at the race, acting like a total jerk to anyone who can't pull at at least a 13:3x and wondering aloud why anyone would spend $25 to "basically walk" in the cold.

HEY HOBBY JOGGER, YOU'VE BEEN FATTENING UP ALL YEAR FOR THIS NOW PREPARE TO GET SLAUGHTERED!

Happy MF Thanksgiving,

The REAL MF Cranberry Sauce Boss

I was interacting with the FAKE Cranberry Sauce Boss???

I am, like, so disillusioned.

What's with all the hate for turkey trots? I run one every year. It's one of my favorite races of the year. I'm serious. I don't understand this attitude at all.

Clark Griswold wrote:

What's with all the hate for turkey trots? I run one every year. It's one of my favorite races of the year. I'm serious. I don't understand this attitude at all.

Anything anyone enjoys, is sh*t.

Anything that brings pleasure, must be destroyed.

Only through pain, suffering, isolation, and living in your mother's basement will you be the best LRC member you can be.