I've always found after this I achieve a clarity you might say that seems to elevate my spirits and energize the rest of my run.
I've always found after this I achieve a clarity you might say that seems to elevate my spirits and energize the rest of my run.
Typical thread of a typical sissy, queer, little runt runner. Ha ha hahahaha.
dude, I'll get more action tonight than you'll see in your lifetime - sunken chest and all! think of me tonight while you're working out, cuz I will be working out also, in a much more enjoyable fashion I assure you! Peace out muscle fag!
Getting it on with your right hand during the middle of a run is the only type of action a little runt queer runner like you can get. Ha ha hahaha.
Please go back to DyeStat.
Bonehead, SLOW DAY? THIS DOESN'T EVEN QUALIFY FOR A 'YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS' COMMENT.
On the contrary, I've had this experience several times and the runs weren't particularly long. I'd be running on campus or on the track and I'd be fantasizing about some ilicit behaviour. Then I would meander into the woods, find a nice sturdy tree and lean against it while I drug my turgid member out of my restrictive shorts. Gasping with freedom, I would then lube up my left hand with a nice gob of spittle and begin stroking powerfully. Soon, with the help of a little precum, I would be squirting my baby-making juice all over that tree, having pretended I was humping it. I've even done this in 40 degree weather. I'm good at this.
As far as clarity goes, no. I would only feel guilt and remorse that my addiction had reared its ugly head one more time. But I would also feel relief that I had not copulated with some innocent thing or some loser guy through a glory hole at the local peep show. Everything is relative.
I don't usually get boners during a run. I usually get one before an important race. It's kind of embarrasing sometimes if someone looks at it. I'm like oh shit...how am I going to hide this anaconda. I just don't get it when it wants to pop up only at races!!???
EVERY MORNING ON THE WAY TO PRACTICE!!! I was always so scared that everyone would see and no matter what i would do...it would not go down, only as i hopped off the car and pressed against my crotch as if i were cold or something. people would ask, but i would just reply that im cold. REcommendation for solution...beat the meat before practice fantasizing about some big breasted supermodel naked and riding on top of ya . yeee haaaa
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