I know the secret wrote:
impatient wrote:I incessantly press the crosswalk button, forcing the light to change.
you have to press it 57 times for it to turn green.
no more. no less.
if there are other people crowded around the button, you need to push your way through the group and loudly slam the button several times.
then, when the light turns, walk away slightly disgusted with them yet vindicated.
they clearly didn't push the button before you.