A letsrun dictionary for newbies - let's hear what you've got.

Addressing someone you start a thread saying "deer"... Not "dear".

Alan Webb

1. US mid-distance running's fallen savior

2. Chuck Norris in runner form

3. IS BACK BABY!!!!!!

Moron Used when a poster is unfortunate enough to make a very slight error in fact or judgment or makes an opinion slightly different to that of another poster.

The poster with the differing opinion, and often others, will then delicately and subtlety chide him/her as being a basement dwelling moron. Often it will be embellished with other words such as idiot, clown, doofus, dickhead, hobbyjogger, clueless, wanker, etc and they'll be told to crawl back under their rock along with the other low lives.

Frat talk wrote:

All my fancy column alignment went to shit when I posted.

(not sure how to write paragraphs) / quick take

Basement dwelling moron, idiot, clown, doofus, dickhead, hobbyjogger, clueless, wanker, crawl back under your rock along with the other low lives.

moran!

Fanboy = NOP defender

Ostrich = NOP Fanboy (head in the sand)

A Duck = ostrich who has reporter of more than 20,000 objectionable non-fanboy posts

There = Their

Their = There

Often basement dwelling morons, idiots, clowns, doofus', dickhead, hobbyjogger, cluelesss wankers, get them mixed up.

Libtards = those pos who hate America and its people but refuse to leave its borders because the welfare check and other free $hit would disappear.

True Story.

djdjdjsjsjsjsjsjsnzn wrote:

True story = tag line of a mentally retarded hermaphrodite inbred and in love with his father and brother with dead mother in the attic obsessed with gay sex but can't get laid who doesn't understand what all the smart grown ups talk about so instinctively writes libtard while soiling pants.

True story libtard.

This libtard is mad!

True Story.

Jason Rexing / immortal

I don't think newbies need a dictionary as much as a road map to trek through most the garbage people post on here. Or maybe blinders? To block out the nonsense people pretend to know about.

Wanting the nation's best to fail, and pretending to know more than elite coaches. It's a darn tooting shame!

Um...ever heard of Jordan Hasay?

Post-nuptial cutoff thread = Single, running man's Bible. Told from the viewpoint of council elders whose wisdom supersedes all cultural and societal expectations. A sad, morbid tale of depravity, redemption, loss, and eventually enlightenment.

PURE HATE / a mythical fuel rumored to propel great performances, sought by many, attained by few

leg speed velocity / the best way to judge a runner's current fitness or ability level

looking smooth / the most important description in any race recap, followed by overall place and time

gobble gobble motha******s / the standard victory cry of every 16:30 turkey trot champ

Also, not a "dictionary" phrase, but playing the name game when posting.

Jordan who? wrote:

PURE HATE / a mythical fuel rumored to propel great performances, sought by many, attained by few

leg speed velocity / the best way to judge a runner's current fitness or ability level

looking smooth / the most important description in any race recap, followed by overall place and time

gobble gobble motha******s / the standard victory cry of every 16:30 turkey trot champ

Also, not a "dictionary" phrase, but playing the name game when posting.

Good call on leg speed velocity.

I believe running something looking relaxed is better than "smooth".

Hobby Jogger/ Casual - the worst and most horribly insult dared to be spoken

Jordan who? wrote:

gobble gobble motha******s / the standard victory cry of every 16:30 turkey trot champ

You're kidding! You have to win the race to yell that crossing the finish line?

fat: > 120 lbs if male, > 90 lbs if female

looking chubby: gained > 1 lbs in a five year period

foot speed = speed

leg speed = speed

leg speed velocity = greatness