Duckster Rossi hit:
"When this old world gets me down and there's no love to be found
I close my eyes and soon I find I'm in a playground in my mind
Where the children laugh and the children play
And we sing a song all day"
"My name is Michael, I've got a 5k race, I've got a 5K race I'm going to cut,
I'm gonna win me some money from the Rojos, that's what I'm gonna do"
Duckster thought process on Sat, 11/28 Haddon Turkey Trot:
"I'm all set, got this race over in NJ, a quick 5K, at least in my mind it will be quick. Yeah, better to run in Jersey because I might get recognized, picked off if I do a 5K in PA. I can get that money from the Rojos, just get under 20:00, I can do this. Of course, I'll have to cheat but it's really not cheating in my eyes. Have to stay in the back of pack for the start if I'm going to pull this off. Besides somebody might recognize me if I move to the front for the start, even here in Jersey. Watch is ready, I can do this, just get over to the finish line to make sure the chip time is under 20:00. Okay here we go, don't forget to take off my bib before heading over to the finish line. I'll do a little of bit of waddling around the side streets, put the bib back on as I head over towards the finish line. Need to find the best position to reenter the course so I'm not detected. Okay found it, bib is back on and I'm heading towards the finish line. Made it across undetected, clock got me in 21:07, chip time should be under 20:00 if I calculated right, Oh sh^t, I screwed this up, chip time is 20:25! Now what?