ran 300 miles this morning according to my Nike app
ran 300 miles this morning according to my Nike app
DJ DOUCHEBAG wrote:
ran 300 miles this morning according to my Nike app
Anyone can do that... it's your pace that's in question! 5:05/mile, at least?
DJ DOUCHEBAG wrote:
ran 300 miles this morning according to my Nike app
Hi Ken
setyourselffree wrote:
DJ DOUCHEBAG wrote:ran 300 miles this morning according to my Nike app
Anyone can do that... it's your pace that's in question! 5:05/mile, at least?
I negative split that mofo. 5:05 for the first 280, 5:00 for the last 20
runningantelope wrote:
DJ DOUCHEBAG wrote:ran 300 miles this morning according to my Nike app
Hi Ken
haha
Here I am hoping that more people will have photos and get back to TRIATHLETEGURU.
It's weird, every 5K I run these days has professional photographers. How did Mike find the one that didn't? This was a large race too, not just some 50 person race. Very strange.
Agreed, videoing the finish with race clock in shot using any digital camera on a fixed tripod is always one of those things you wish you had done any time there are finish line issues.
runningantelope wrote:
DJ DOUCHEBAG wrote:ran 300 miles this morning according to my Nike app
Hi Ken
Well played
Yeah I can't remember the last race I ran that didn't have either pictures on facebook or finish line cam that had over 100 people. The only race I did in the past 2 years without them was a small local race that legitimately only had about 40 total runners, and there was no actual timing company. It was just hand timed, haha.
I have a friend in Haddon twnshp that knows quite a few of the runners in that race plus his daughter was in the supposed Duckster Rossi finishing time area. I'll reach out to him for videos and/or pictures.
captain sparrow wrote:
I am on board from the beginning this time! Finally a cheater thread (which will obviously expand to 9000 posts in this nuthouse) that I won't have to read in review!
Let's get this cheating scum and take away his kids to boot!
Officially twice as many posts as projected. Hope you're still reading...
How did he think he was going to get away with this, especially with the chip differential? It seems to me that if he started in the front then peeled off acting like he had a shoe malfunction and then jumped back in at the end where no one would notice he could've actually pulled this off due to the amazing lack of photos at this race. He would have had a start photo and finish photo and since there are no splits a believable gun/chip time.
A 10 year old could've figured out how to successfully cheat at this race, seriously.
MikeRoss BAA wrote:
Here I am hoping that more people will have photos and get back to TRIATHLETEGURU.
It's weird, every 5K I run these days has professional photographers. How did Mike find the one that didn't? This was a large race too, not just some 50 person race. Very strange.
Indeed. Maybe he did finish the run (but cut part of the course), because he didn't know if there would be photographers at the finish line?
That sure looks like Duckster Rossi. So he cut the course, pulled out his bib number near the finish line, crossed the finish line mat and then jumped up on the curb to see what would happen and just played it cool? wtf? And his chip/gun time freaks me out, what a fraud.
Rossi, it would have been more convincing if you'd done it in pencil instead of using the Nike app.
I've read every post of this thread - except when Ken starts fighting with someone and I just mentally thing "blah blah blah" and skip to a good post and magically nothing has changed! :)
For a while I thought: "He cheated and he's just really awful at math." because he didn't get the sub 20.
Then I thought "He cheated and went for building up the athlinks profile... before he cheated to a sub 20 and claimed his cash"
Then I thought "He cheated... and was just testing his method to see how many holes LR posters poke in it" etc. before he perfected his method and scored the perfect cheat.
His opening and closing twitter is something I can really check since he blocked me in May/Juneish. But it seems odd that he'd monkey with that without there being some kind of egocentric reason because, as we know, ITS ALL ABOUT MIKE!
But the nike log? That's just pathetic. It's like his posting his selfie at the start of VIA to prove he ran a 3:11. Or someone posting a photo in front of the white house and saying "I swear! I won THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION! LOOK!!!"
He's just a dumb@ss cheater who thinks he's smarter than everyone. It's pathological. And monstrously entertaining.
It is actually sad, like the one who uses bullying to defend his sad actions, yet is himself a bully of grand proportions, no pun intended.
It is sad. He turns his twitter on and off like a kid having a tantrum. He says hello to imaginary friends to show us he has friends. He attacks people (Cecily, for example) who have more success in a week than Rossi does in a lifetime. He lies and cheats in nearly everything he does.
Have some balls, Rossi. Confess. Or address the accusations. You said you had data from your marathon. We are ready to hear you.
How does a woman stay with a man like this?
DJ DOUCHEBAG wrote:
How does a woman stay with a man like this?
Yep, this is definitely Ken.