Where2FromThere wrote:
At some point I guess kids don't want gramps DJ'ing their weddings. Does he move onto assisted living marriages? DJ'ing Irish wakes? Working as the dunk clown at the county fair?
We were talking/laughing about this same thing during our group long run this weekend. Even at 47 he is way past how long people do this. We were going back over weddings we'd been to and none of us can remember a DJ who wasn't in their 20's (or a family friend). It's the job you do in university before you grow up and get a real job. 47 and working for tips? That's a loser.
Also - who would want an old dude with bad hair as a DJ? How old are the people who get married in PA? Do you want someone as old or older than your dad as the DJ? The last wedding I was at had this young, good looking fun girl as the DJ (she was awesome), that's what you want, I can't imagine having some creepy old guy with fake hair there, it would have been terrible.
The guy needs to grow up and get a real job, I'm sure he can invent all the qualifications he needs, go to universities and take pictures of himself at other people's graduations etc. - that's proof of a degree right? If he has a picture at the grad, he must have went there for 4 years first. Only makes sense. Rossi sense.