Apple pay macchiato wrote:
How does he explain the apple pay Starbucks purchase at 8:15 AM??
"I'm proud to announce I have formed a Charity - The World Loves Mike, And So Mike Returns The Love. I am please to report that on the day of the marathon, My charity bought a deserving 22 year old female collage student a carmel macciato at Starbucks. My assistant then gave me back my phone at the finish line.
Sadly, both my assistant and the student were killed in seperate walrus attacks a few weeks later, so they are dead and cannot verify this story.
This double tragedy continues to affect me in a deep and profund way. It's a testament to my courage that I was able to train for Boston through this pain. My assistant's last words were, "I wish I had lived long enough to see my hero Mike in his Boston jacket. Damn that walrus!"
So I ask for you to repect my privacy at this time, and never speak of this again."