national enquirer, you are my favorite poster on this thread. Keep up the good work.
That entire article is great, especially the title.
Also love these four paragraphs:
"He’s required to pay $200 for and take a court-run class on August 13th, after which the arrest would be erased from his record within several months. If he fails to complete the class, Rossi will face a trial on the single charge of criminal trespass, punishable by up to 90 days in jail.
When approached outside the courtroom, Rossi told a Philadelphia magazine reporter that he was not Mike Rossi. A court official immediately confirmed that it was, in fact, Mike Rossi who had just appeared in court.
Rossi was arrested around 5 p.m. on Saturday, June 25th in the Linc’s Lot K, which opened for tailgaters at 10 a.m. that day. According to police, Linc staff asked Rossi to move along several times, but he refused.
Police were called to the scene and again asked Rossi to move several times. Again, he refused, according to a court document filed in the case, and Rossi was placed under arrested. A law enforcement source who was on the scene tells Philadelphia magazine that Rossi had been drinking."
MIKE ROSSI: FATHER OF THE YEAR!
Mike, we know that deep down you wish you weren't Mike Rossi, but tough cookies big guy, you are stuck being your terrible self for life.