I'd like to take a moment to thank Mike for all he has done in helping rid our sport of cheaters. I'm actually serious.
When someone cheats, is caught and confesses, there is little fanfare. They just slip away into the night and are largely forgotten (Greg Price, anyone?)
However, when someone like Mike cheats and aggravates the act with truly world-class douchebaggery, then WAY more people care, and when more people care, WAY more people get to know about it, as is evidenced by the number of media outlets who have run with his story. So when the broader public see Mike's reputation get repeatedly pounded in its faggy little butthole, it really is a deterrent to other narcissists who think it doesn't matter if you achieve something honestly or not, so long as you get a ton of social media likes.
So Mike - keep it up, please. You're doing an epic job. I, for one, would like to buy you a beer at the next Kenny Chesney concert you go to. Just don't expect me to not laugh at your hair, though.
Respect.