Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

cpr wrote:

I really should have my crawler indexing this thread again. The last spike (Hi Spike!) of postings was unexpected to me, to be honest.

Unless Mike comes back posting on here, or tries to "run" (cheat) a race again, this thread is done after July 16. Not a bad thing. That said, Mike Rossi will still be a famous cheat/fool for a long time to come - and provide laughs for a long time to come. Just this weekend I was doing a group run with some people I don't normally run with, someone in the group (who I hadn't met before) pointed to some other runner (not with the group) whose form was terrible, and said "that guy runs like Mike Rossi" and everyone laughed. And he was right, the guy totally ran exactly like Mike Rossi (the duck feet) from his amazing Boston marathon video. Not just famous for Rossi mats, also famous for his terrible duck feet running form.

It's kind of nice that there is a positive from all of this; people all over the world have been getting a laugh, and still get a laugh, at Mike Rossi's expense. It can't be easy for a guy with his insecurity issues to know that he has become a joke. And thank you for this Mikey, comic genius... still in the game baby!

Loofa Dog wrote:

Back to the shirtless Twitter pic LOL!

He can produce a shirtless pic but not a single one of him on the course at Via. And certainly not 6 or 7. Liar. HIs AOL "lawyer" Grimes is a liar as well. Only the finish line pics where he successfully cheated his way into Boston. The one success he has had in his miserable life.

Dunce. Grimes should be disbarred.

Boycott McKeever and boycott Via Marathon. I'll never run anything they are involved in that's for sure.

Wonder why Mikey hasn't visited us in a while? Scared? Alimony and child support not sustainable on a DJ's salary? I think Mikey would look good in an orange jumpsuit, complementary hair coloring makes a strong fashion statement.

Don't forget Mike makes approximately $600,000 from his photography business and $2kabillion from spinning the tunes at local weddings. Add to that his net worth (he owns 3-25 additional properties in only the wealthiest of locations) and you soon realize Mike's problems are unique to the top 1% of the top 1%. Rossi Problems.

So if Mrs. Cheater decides to leave Mr. Cheater, she would be missing out on a lot of $ in addition to the constant cheating, fake hair, teenaged girl selfies and strong math skills. Why would she ever leave him?

EZPass Mike wrote:

TheDudeAbides wrote:

Wonder why Mikey hasn't visited us in a while? Scared? Alimony and child support not sustainable on a DJ's salary? I think Mikey would look good in an orange jumpsuit, complementary hair coloring makes a strong fashion statement.

Don't forget Mike makes approximately $600,000 from his photography business and $2kabillion from spinning the tunes at local weddings. Add to that his net worth (he owns 3-25 additional properties in only the wealthiest of locations) and you soon realize Mike's problems are unique to the top 1% of the top 1%. Rossi Problems.

So if Mrs. Cheater decides to leave Mr. Cheater, she would be missing out on a lot of $ in addition to the constant cheating, fake hair, teenaged girl selfies and strong math skills. Why would she ever leave him?

If it is another disconnect with reality it would be a huge shock to deal with the repercussions of allowing it to happen. But maybe she feels the same as Mike and has helped him along this path? We tend to think cetain people are innocent because that is our nature to do so.

The thing I don't understand is why such a fabulously wealthy man is stuck in a house with railroad tracks running through his backyard with honking trains interrupting conversations and rattling windows all day?

EZPass Mike wrote:

Don't forget Mike makes approximately $600,000 from his photography business and $2kabillion from spinning the tunes at local weddings. Add to that his net worth (he owns 3-25 additional properties in only the wealthiest of locations) and you soon realize Mike's problems are unique to the top 1% of the top 1%. Rossi Problems.

So if Mrs. Cheater decides to leave Mr. Cheater, she would be missing out on a lot of $ in addition to the constant cheating, fake hair, teenaged girl selfies and strong math skills. Why would she ever leave him?

Laughable wrote:

The thing I don't understand is why such a fabulously wealthy man is stuck in a house with railroad tracks running through his backyard with honking trains interrupting conversations and rattling windows all day?

EZPass Mike wrote:

Don't forget Mike makes approximately $600,000 from his photography business and $2kabillion from spinning the tunes at local weddings. Add to that his net worth (he owns 3-25 additional properties in only the wealthiest of locations) and you soon realize Mike's problems are unique to the top 1% of the top 1%. Rossi Problems.

So if Mrs. Cheater decides to leave Mr. Cheater, she would be missing out on a lot of $ in addition to the constant cheating, fake hair, teenaged girl selfies and strong math skills. Why would she ever leave him?

You are trying to apply logic to a person that is incapable of thinking logically and who is a pathological liar, cheater and self-centered wannabe.

Logic has no place when discussing a man who lives off his wife while he plays the Chicken Dance.

EZPass Mike wrote:

Logic has no place when discussing a man who lives off his wife while he plays the Chicken Dance.

When you put it that way I have to admit I'm a tad jealous. If I could sit home all day and play with my IMac and sell photo booths to couples who can't afford a photog I may be a little happier. On top of that he can spend his wife's money on "investment " properties and call that work. When you think about it I can't see any other way for him to prove he has testicles than to cheat and claim an amazing physical accomplishment.

Mrs. Cheater at work on Monday mornings: "Guess what everyone. Mikey won the Olympics this weekend. He didn't give me the details, but I'm so proud of that little hair-plugged, spray-tanned, selfie-taking guy".

Flnlsher medal wrote:

EZPass Mike wrote:

Logic has no place when discussing a man who lives off his wife while he plays the Chicken Dance.

When you put it that way I have to admit I'm a tad jealous. If I could sit home all day and play with my IMac and sell photo booths to couples who can't afford a photog I may be a little happier. On top of that he can spend his wife's money on "investment " properties and call that work. When you think about it I can't see any other way for him to prove he has testicles than to cheat and claim an amazing physical accomplishment.

This bucket of lard has no idea how to make money or please customers. You're pretty good at posting here obsessively tho, that and binging on cheetos. I guess you just don't when to give it up, but if thinking about the successful guy with the washboard abs makes you feel better then by all means keep it up. I want to remind you trolls who your fearless leader orchestrating the witch hunt is. Good luck HAHAHAHAHA

EZPass Mike wrote:

TheDudeAbides wrote:

Wonder why Mikey hasn't visited us in a while? Scared? Alimony and child support not sustainable on a DJ's salary? I think Mikey would look good in an orange jumpsuit, complementary hair coloring makes a strong fashion statement.

Don't forget Mike makes approximately $600,000 from his photography business and $2kabillion from spinning the tunes at local weddings. Add to that his net worth (he owns 3-25 additional properties in only the wealthiest of locations) and you soon realize Mike's problems are unique to the top 1% of the top 1%. Rossi Problems.

So if Mrs. Cheater decides to leave Mr. Cheater, she would be missing out on a lot of $ in addition to the constant cheating, fake hair, teenaged girl selfies and strong math skills. Why would she ever leave him?

Have you ever met Mike? Are you his CPA? You skinny f@ ggots keep attacking his family and business with zero facts. Or could it be jealousy of his success? Keep wishing he will be DQd and that his life is a mess, never gonna happen.

.....Says the guy who cheated at a 5k to prove he didn't cheat at a marathon??

xtugreenfan wrote:

Have you ever met Mike? Are you his CPA? You skinny f@ ggots keep attacking his family and business with zero facts. Or could it be jealousy of his success? Keep wishing he will be DQd and that his life is a mess, never gonna happen.

I have met Mike. Quite a few times. And recently, too. I must admit it is tough to keep a straight face, but this is too much fun.

At first, I wanted Mike DQ'd but I now realize that DQing would be the easiest and best outcome for Mike and Barb.

Wishing his life is a mess? That's like wishing I could breath air. It's happening, regardless.

Facts?

Fact: Mike Rossi is Philly's #1 Loser!

Fact: Mike Rossi cannot run a 3:11:45 and collect $100,000 and $100,000 for charity.

Fact: Mike Rossi is a liar and a cheat. Oops, that's two more facts.

Idiot.

xtugreenfan wrote:

Or could it be jealousy of his success?

I am astounded that he is able to keep mooching off a woman's hard work like that. Very successful.

And if his life was great he would open up his social media and athlinks. But he can't. Because his life is embarrassing.

xtugreenfan wrote:

Have you ever met Mike? Are you his CPA? You skinny f@ ggots keep attacking his family and business with zero facts. Or could it be jealousy of his success? Keep wishing he will be DQd and that his life is a mess, never gonna happen.

This is what I know about Mike Rossi: if you do a Google search of "Mike Rossi Cheater" not only do a lot of pictures of Mike Rossi come up, but in the first couple of rows there are pictures of his family - his wife and kids. That's his life. And it's not other people attacking his family - he is the one that did that to his family and his reputation. That's the opposite of success. Well, speaking as someone who cares about family. Harm to them isn't worth any amount of success in this world - and, the real tragedy, he actually didn't even gain anything for what he's done to them.

Truth here. The damage he has personally done to his family will affect many lifetimes. Does he care? Not in the least. His personal glory is all that matters. Screw the fam. Cheater Mike Rossi is a hero!

EZPass Mike wrote:

Logic has no place when discussing a man who lives off his wife while he plays the Chicken Dance.

Well he does supplement his income by suing...check out the attorney...thanks to you know who for the lead....