Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

Just looked at his twitter.

The background image of skyscrapers against the horizon really accentuates that high hair line. I mean, if you are going to pay your wife's hard-earned money to get some shitty plugs (looks like a hack job from the 80's) at least get the hairline lower. Maybe it is a square inch / budget issue?

Plus he FINISHED a Boston Marathon! And his time there would have actually qualified him if he was 59!

And female.

#LifeIsSoAwesomeThatIcheatAtJogging

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

Just looked at his twitter.

The background image of skyscrapers against the horizon really accentuates that high hair line. I mean, if you are going to pay your wife's hard-earned money to get some shitty plugs (looks like a hack job from the 80's) at least get the hairline lower. Maybe it is a square inch / budget issue?

Plus he FINISHED a Boston Marathon! And his time there would have actually qualified him if he was 59!

And female.

#LifeIsSoAwesomeThatIcheatAtJogging

You #jealous bro?

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

Plus he FINISHED a Boston Marathon! And his time there would have actually qualified him if he was 59!

And female.

That would explain why he is such an adamant Hillary supporter: he wants to be like her.

Doubler wrote:

He won't be there..and like I sId he was very vague..he asked me about weather in Ohio in May..could have been a vague threat to pay me a visit or could refer to the marathon..of course I haven't heard from him since.

Can't look up registrations on the site.

I'll admit it entered my mind that he'd run unofficially and cheat to try to show he can run the time without the eyes on him at race day. But the email to me wouldnt be the way to go about that.

I do know that it's an easy race to cut..there's a serial cheat that I've posted about..cheats there every year. But it's obvious.

Given his history, I'd say it's Mike making a threat.

It's interesting how people caught so obviously cheating all say almost exactly the same thing. This guy sounds exactly like Mike Rossi. It's this odd belief that they can claim to have done anything, no matter how ridiculous, and saying it is the end of the matter, they don't have to actually prove they did it. That has to be linked to mental illness (pathological liar or whatever). For them the logic seems to be that once they say something it's true, no matter how implausible, and nothing further is required of them. The burden now shifts to everyone else to try to disprove it, and any evidence people do mention to show the person is lying is just "sour grapes" or they have a vendetta etc.

http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/2016/05/10/ill-prove-doubters-wrong-by-repeating-record-uk-run-says-shrewsbury-born-marathon-man-mark-vaz/

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

Just looked at his twitter.

The background image of skyscrapers against the horizon really accentuates that high hair line. I mean, if you are going to pay your wife's hard-earned money to get some shitty plugs (looks like a hack job from the 80's) at least get the hairline lower. Maybe it is a square inch / budget issue?

Plus he FINISHED a Boston Marathon! And his time there would have actually qualified him if he was 59!

And female.

#LifeIsSoAwesomeThatIcheatAtJogging

He'd look like Eddie Munster if that hairline was lower, wearing a cap helps camouflage that vast expanse of nothingness.

The Cheater Mike Rossi did FINISH the Via marathon, FINISHING being crossing the finish line but does not prove anything. No pic of him starting the race and NO PICS of him on the course otherwise. ZERO MIKE. He thought he could fool others like he fooled himself and a few chubby brides and of course pal Barb. Delusional dude.

That expanded real estate is not a forehead that's what is known as a fivehead.

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

Just looked at his twitter.

The background image of skyscrapers against the horizon really accentuates that high hair line. I mean, if you are going to pay your wife's hard-earned money to get some shitty plugs (looks like a hack job from the 80's) at least get the hairline lower. Maybe it is a square inch / budget issue?

Plus he FINISHED a Boston Marathon! And his time there would have actually qualified him if he was 59!

And female.

#LifeIsSoAwesomeThatIcheatAtJogging

So the skyline is of Cleveland. Either he is running the marathon or he reads every post here.

If you do read everything here, read this, Cheater Mike. I'm one of the 12. I'm one of the 860 (or so - it keeps dropping) Twitter followers. We have many common friends. You think you're cute playing these games. You're not. You're sad. But take this as honest advice: Stop. Your kids deserve much better. I'm sure you're a loving and caring parent. That's not in question. But you're a pathological liar and you're embarrassing those around you. Just move on.

Good morning All,

It looks like Mikey needs us basement trolls as much as he needs his pornbot followers. Please, keep him engaged here. He needs it.

Rojo, Don't worry about finding that 20k to pay Mikey. Just do what he did and get a photo booth. As Mikey said here himself during drunken posting night #233, those things are cash cows. I'm adding a photo booth to my retirement plan for a secure source of income well into my 80's.

Interesting change now on his Twitter pic. Our boy is off his rocker.

He changed the background pic partly because that FB running cheat page had his previous one up (the one of him crossing the Boston finish with a moronic expression on his face). I'm sure Mike is quickly climbing up the ranks as one of the biggest LRC lurkers in history. Knowing how narcissistic he is, there is no way in hell he's not reading and analyzing every single word on this thread. It must be difficult to live your life morphing and dodging like a politician, but without any power or fortune. #biggestLRCsucker

See, he's LRC's little sucker. At least that one has more hair. Can Mike even produce a mustache?

BenF wrote:

EZPass Mike wrote:

So the skyline is of Cleveland. Either he is running the marathon or he reads every post here.

If you do read everything here, read this, Cheater Mike. I'm one of the 12. I'm one of the 860 (or so - it keeps dropping) Twitter followers. We have many common friends. You think you're cute playing these games. You're not. You're sad. But take this as honest advice: Stop. Your kids deserve much better. I'm sure you're a loving and caring parent. That's not in question. But you're a pathological liar and you're embarrassing those around you. Just move on.

Interesting change now on his Twitter pic. Our boy is off his rocker.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

TheDudeAbides wrote:

He'd look like Eddie Munster if that hairline was lower, wearing a cap helps camouflage that vast expanse of nothingness.

The Cheater Mike Rossi did FINISH the Via marathon, FINISHING being crossing the finish line but does not prove anything. No pic of him starting the race and NO PICS of him on the course otherwise. ZERO MIKE. He thought he could fool others like he fooled himself and a few chubby brides and of course pal Barb. Delusional dude.

That expanded real estate is not a forehead that's what is known as a fivehead.

Damn Ken you're on a roll!

Cheater and liar.

But damn if Mike Rossi doesn't have a sense of humor. That doesn't make any of this right, but he might be a cool person if he wasn't the biggest cheater and liar not named Clinton.

TroLLminator wrote:

See, he's LRC's little sucker. At least that one has more hair. Can Mike even produce a mustache?

Not a real dark one that's for sure. Maybe he could crazy-glue one on that weak upper lip.

Wonder what his portly brides think of his twitter changes? Are they too dumb not to think "Uh-oh, this guy is bat-sh*t CRAZY."

Lots of good stuff for the Philly mag folks. He should make their all-time Hall of Loser Fame list at this rate. How in the h3ll would anyone want to be associated with him on any personal level?

TroLLminator wrote:

See, he's LRC's little sucker. At least that one has more hair. Can Mike even produce a mustache?

I think that the plugstache is a bit out of his (wife's) price range. The whole procurement and maintaining of Boston gear comes at a high cost for a tool like him.

Besides it might slow him down - remember that sprinting start in his dogshow 5k where he ran a blistering 23:00?

I really miss his high hairline pic... I didn't know he'd be so sensitive about me commenting on it. Oh wait, yes I did. :)

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

TroLLminator wrote:

See, he's LRC's little sucker. At least that one has more hair. Can Mike even produce a mustache?

I think that the plugstache is a bit out of his (wife's) price range. The whole procurement and maintaining of Boston gear comes at a high cost for a tool like him.

Besides it might slow him down - remember that sprinting start in his dogshow 5k where he ran a blistering 23:00?

I really miss his high hairline pic... I didn't know he'd be so sensitive about me commenting on it. Oh wait, yes I did. :)

Explains the quick pic change (Hi Mike!!!) He must have been the model for Bart Simpson.

Ok. This is it!!!! Will it be the 5k, 10k, or Marathon Mikey? I know you have been doping for this. Don't forget you have to inform the Brojo's before hand. Wouldn't want to taint your result, would you?

Take those bananas wrote:

Ok. This is it!!!! Will it be the 5k, 10k, or Marathon Mikey? I know you have been doping for this. Don't forget you have to inform the Brojo's before hand. Wouldn't want to taint your result, would you?

Only the marathon challenges remains for the Cheater Mike Rossi. He confessed in abstentia in the others.

#1PhillyLoserMikeRossi