Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

Flnlsher medal wrote:

XTU wrote:

Sadly he is our token buffoon. I know that he is frantically trying to figure out who I am. Word travels especially when one is not around much.

It's funny how Waaa can find time to brag about running broad street and not actually run it, just like his pal did with Via. It's also funny how he gets his kicks making fun of Ken (me) and his son but brags about how the community loves him for his dedication to kids. Another humorous thing is how popular he says he is with friends and neighbors but has to run with a gun and dare people to say hi to him (I know it is somehow done in a non threatening way). He can read this and probably acknowledge each of the individual statements but not his complete disconnect with reality.

What is funny, as well as sad, is that MIKE ROSSI thinks that he is fooling anyone with his WAAA persona. WAAA = MIKE ROSSI = CHEATER, LIAR, BULLYING WUSSY. He is so ashamed by his own name and reputation he hints he will run under an assume name, something that he has done before.

What's even funnier is the fact that he has to sneak his only post in over a week at the bottom of a page. I think the people monitoring his behavior know how to check past pages. I'm sure he thinks they are stupid too. At least dumb enough to pay his way through life.

One gets taken back to the last visited page anyways

Mike Rossi - I just spoke with Philadelphia Magazine and your favorite writer there. So far you are on their short list for 2016 Philly's Biggest Loser List. Do you have any comment? Can you comment on what loser activities you might have for us later this year?

National Enquirer wrote:

WAAA wrote:

Hi Ken.

How's Mother's Day at Applebee's?

Did you bring some riblets home for your mommy before you retired to the basement for the evening?

I can picture it now. Empty bags of pork rinds, Yoo-hoo bottle and stained t-shirts piled up on top of the last wedding you need to edit. What was the date of that wedding? March 2011?

In any event, enjoy your night Face-Timing your son and trying to find a clean shirt.

Mike Rossi - I just spoke with Philadelphia Magazine and your favorite writer there. So far you are on their short list for 2016 Philly's Biggest Loser List. Do you have any comment? Can you comment on what loser activities you might have for us later this year?

This is AWESOME. Maybe Mike can enhance his chances to win this prestigious award again by engaging in another cheat attempt. Or by intentionally spilling his Coke on the floor of Applebee's and demanding Ken clean it up with his own shirt? Or maybe Mike can pose in a glamor shot with his 2016 Boston Gear?

Per AOL lawyer: Mr. Rossi will not be posing in any glamour shots without proper payment. Mr. Rossi's skills (cheating, selfie taking, living off his wife) are a result of his many years of being Mike Rossi. In fact, since college graduation over 25 years ago, Mr. Rossi has built his skillset to be on par with any selfie-taking 13 year old girl. (Attorney note: I do not recommend allowing such teenaged girls be left alone with Mr. Rossi).

So in short, Mr. Rossi will not be posing and he will not be handing over his GPS results.

EZPass Mike wrote:

Per AOL lawyer: Mr. Rossi will not be posing in any glamour shots without proper payment. Mr. Rossi's skills (cheating, selfie taking, living off his wife) are a result of his many years of being Mike Rossi. In fact, since college graduation over 25 years ago, Mr. Rossi has built his skillset to be on par with any selfie-taking 13 year old girl. (Attorney note: I do not recommend allowing such teenaged girls be left alone with Mr. Rossi).

So in short, Mr. Rossi will not be posing and he will not be handing over his GPS results.

But...but...the brojos said they would PAY The Cheater Mikey Rossi $500 to see the 6 or 7 pics Philly's #1 Loser claims to have showing him on the course at Via. Surely a tween could use some Benjamins for a Tiger Beat subscription, plug renewals, acne meds, etc.

You are a cheat, Mike. You put yourself before family.

You are the lowest of the low.

Dad of the Year?

Nothing, nothing could be further from the truth,

And the truth HATES you.

How does it feel to be a fraud?

Good?

EPO might get him to 3.25? Easy to get where I live overseas and the slower runners with poor blood numbers could crush their PR's.

Mike, you send me one email, and then disappear? Are you really claiming that you are going to run that marathon? Don't you have to give the Brojos advanced notice to collect if you are successful?

doubler wrote:

Mike, you send me one email, and then disappear? Are you really claiming that you are going to run that marathon? Don't you have to give the Brojos advanced notice to collect if you are successful?

Assume he was drinking. What marathon is he planning to run? We'll need lots of eyes on him, plus some shadow runners with cams. Might even get some national coverage for his mighty effort.

"Payments will be made over the span of 10 years – $20,000 each year – and all we require is it be done on a non-overly aided course (can’t be run down a mountain) and that we are given one week’s notice so we can ensure Rossi doesn’t cut the course and so we can set-up one pre- and one post-race drug test."

I think this is the doubler handle thief. I did a quick search of this weekends pocono marathon and it came up with only one. It wasn't our boy but it will likely be his name in the near future.

TheDudeAbides wrote:

Poor Cheater Mike, only has Ken to bully about. Can't run in local races, can't even step up to the $200,000 challenge because he's a psychopathic liar.

Mike Wins!

Dude, there is still plenty of time. Mike's favorite marathon weather is just starting now!

Mike wins.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

I think this is the doubler handle thief. I did a quick search of this weekends pocono marathon and it came up with only one. It wasn't our boy but it will likely be his name in the near future.

https://myevents.active.com/search/registration-search.faces?e=18667853&a=284060914

Ha! They could have their own unreality show, "Caitlin Times Two", or "Now You See It Now You Don't."

BenF wrote:

Flnlsher medal wrote:

I think this is the doubler handle thief. I did a quick search of this weekends pocono marathon and it came up with only one. It wasn't our boy but it will likely be his name in the near future.

https://myevents.active.com/search/registration-search.faces?e=18667853&a=284060914

Ha! They could have their own unreality show, "Caitlin Times Two", or "Now You See It Now You Don't."

Driving Ms. Rossi?

SmartRunnr wrote:

TheDudeAbides wrote:

Poor Cheater Mike, only has Ken to bully about. Can't run in local races, can't even step up to the $200,000 challenge because he's a psychopathic liar.

Mike Wins!

Dude, there is still plenty of time. Mike's favorite marathon weather is just starting now!

Mike wins.

In opposite world this all makes sense. All other marathon runners on the planet want cooler temps, not Our Hero, no sirree! He shouldn't drink fluids on that day either. The drive-thru at McDonalds might adversely affect his time.

SmartRunnr wrote:

TheDudeAbides wrote:

Poor Cheater Mike, only has Ken to bully about. Can't run in local races, can't even step up to the $200,000 challenge because he's a psychopathic liar.

Mike Wins!

Dude, there is still plenty of time. Mike's favorite marathon weather is just starting now!

Mike wins.

Mike is not going to run anymore races. Both he (WAAA) and you claimed that he was going to run in the Broad Street Run. He did not. He and you both lied, yet again. Both of you have mastered lying and cheating. He is all talk, no action. What a tremendous legacy and lessons he has left behind for his family and friends to read about, forever.

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

SmartRunnr wrote:

Dude, there is still plenty of time. Mike's favorite marathon weather is just starting now!

Mike wins.

Mike is not going to run anymore races. Both he (WAAA) and you claimed that he was going to run in the Broad Street Run. He did not. He and you both lied, yet again. Both of you have mastered lying and cheating. He is all talk, no action. What a tremendous legacy and lessons he has left behind for his family and friends to read about, forever.

Probably most people have forgotten about his self-promoting principal's letter, but you can bet his cheating fame is right up there with Kip and Rosie's and he still has a long career ahead of him.

Life just isn't fair for Hero Mike. But karma sure is.

In hindsight, the least helpful thing Barb McKeever did to Hero Mike was to let him slide. If she DQ'd him, maybe he wouldn't have continued to show everyone how big of an idiot he really is.

#RossiPosse