Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Don't Rossi the thread, the Ken stuff is largely pointless but the 5K shenanigans last November are gold.

True dat. In as much as would have expected anything from LOSER Mikey, I did not expect him to cheat on a 5K... I truly pity him... To paraphrase Marlon: "He coulda' been a contender..." "Instead of a bum, which is what he is – let's face it."

If he had kept his trap shut about the Principal... Life would have been different for the voice of Philly. #1PhillyLoser

Miguel Perdente wrote:

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Don't Rossi the thread, the Ken stuff is largely pointless but the 5K shenanigans last November are gold.

True dat. In as much as would have expected anything from LOSER Mikey, I did not expect him to cheat on a 5K... I truly pity him... To paraphrase Marlon: "He coulda' been a contender..." "Instead of a bum, which is what he is – let's face it."

If he had kept his trap shut about the Principal... Life would have been different for the voice of Philly. #1PhillyLoser

When he doubled down on his cheating with the 5K last November I couldn't believe it. Who did he think we were, stupid?

Man, this brah really is dumb!

Mike Rossi will forever be known as a loser, a cheater, a fraud and ipod operator for weddings.

Correction - ipod PLAYLIST operatorI agree with the 5k debacle being a classic piece of the thread. I think it was his low point for sure. He tried to do some real training and realized just hard you have to work to improve at things in life. He has coasted his whole life, never feeling the need to work hard at something and see it through from beginning to end. As a result of not being able to break 23min in a 5k he grew desperate and resorted to what he knows best, taking short cuts. Even then his math skills screwed him again as he triggered the mat at the wrong time. Now that's a loser for you.

sayer of brah wrote:

Miguel Perdente wrote:

True dat. In as much as would have expected anything from LOSER Mikey, I did not expect him to cheat on a 5K... I truly pity him... To paraphrase Marlon: "He coulda' been a contender..." "Instead of a bum, which is what he is – let's face it."

If he had kept his trap shut about the Principal... Life would have been different for the voice of Philly. #1PhillyLoser

When he doubled down on his cheating with the 5K last November I couldn't believe it. Who did he think we were, stupid?

Man, this brah really is dumb!

Mike Rossi will forever be known as a loser, a cheater, a fraud and ipod operator for weddings.

Uh oh, he dipped below 810 followers. That's danger zone for Hollywood Mike, brace yourselves for a couple more nights of drunken posting. It's all our fault!

TroLLminator wrote:

Uh oh, he dipped below 810 followers. That's danger zone for Hollywood Mike, brace yourselves for a couple more nights of drunken posting. It's all our fault!

Does anyone keep track who is drops and who he adds? Or is he just replacing humans with porn bots?

RunDreamRun wrote:

TroLLminator wrote:

Uh oh, he dipped below 810 followers. That's danger zone for Hollywood Mike, brace yourselves for a couple more nights of drunken posting. It's all our fault!

Does anyone keep track who is drops and who he adds? Or is he just replacing humans with porn bots?

Maybe we should start reaching out to these 810 followers and tweet them the link here and why they follow a LOSER.

Could probably get his follower count into the 300-400s (mostly pornbots and offshore indian companies that do fake follows would remain)

You just gotta love seeing him wear that long sleeve Boston game day when the temps are in the 70's. What's the matter mike, The half dozen baa 5k shirts you have all dirty? Oh you didn't run the 5 k but wear the shirt(s). This shouldn't surprise anyone. Btw just remember you missed qualifying for '16 by a scant 45 minutes. Glad you had your once in a lifetime bro.

Let's just say Mike is trying to be "selective". He's been trying to clean up his account, which you could imagine is a painful endeavor given his life goal of achieving popularity. On the one hand, he needs to be followed by at least 10 thousand to be in the same league as Cecily and on the other he can't have too many basement trolls infiltrating it and cramping his style. What to do what to do? After a recent posting of some of his 810 followers Mike got really soiled up and threw a week-long tantrum on this thread. Basically everyone on the list was a pornbot, which is extremely embarrassing as you could imagine. But according to Mike #lifeisgood

RunDreamRun wrote:

TroLLminator wrote:

Uh oh, he dipped below 810 followers. That's danger zone for Hollywood Mike, brace yourselves for a couple more nights of drunken posting. It's all our fault!

Does anyone keep track who is drops and who he adds? Or is he just replacing humans with porn bots?

Flnlsher medal wrote:

You just gotta love seeing him wear that long sleeve Boston game day when the temps are in the 70's. What's the matter mike, The half dozen baa 5k shirts you have all dirty? Oh you didn't run the 5 k but wear the shirt(s). This shouldn't surprise anyone. Btw just remember you missed qualifying for '16 by a scant 45 minutes. Glad you had your once in a lifetime bro.

I just looked at his changed clown pic, omg is there a bigger jackass on this planet? naaaaah.

We surely wouldn't be having this much fun had he fessed up like others who have made right a great wrong. Not Mike, he's "special".

Pedal to the literal metal Mike, that's how [your] PRs are done. Moron.

TheDudeAbides wrote:

Flnlsher medal wrote:

You just gotta love seeing him wear that long sleeve Boston game day when the temps are in the 70's. What's the matter mike, The half dozen baa 5k shirts you have all dirty? Oh you didn't run the 5 k but wear the shirt(s). This shouldn't surprise anyone. Btw just remember you missed qualifying for '16 by a scant 45 minutes. Glad you had your once in a lifetime bro.

I just looked at his changed clown pic, omg is there a bigger jackass on this planet? naaaaah.

We surely wouldn't be having this much fun had he fessed up like others who have made right a great wrong. Not Mike, he's "special".

Pedal to the literal metal Mike, that's how [your] PRs are done. Moron.

On some level, you have to feel a little sorry for the guy. His pride compels him to keep up the bravado with the Boston attire and the smug and/or "menacing" poses. The "you didn't get me, life is good" charade.

Meanwhile, his infamy grows with each new dishonorable mention in a publication and his family and friends are likely totally embarrassed by his behavior.

But Mike, if it makes you feel better, you won baby! No DQ and unlikely to ever be one. You showed up the basement trolls AND you showed Rojo by ignoring his $200K offer.

Has anything of significance happened in the past month or so when Ken got lit up? i.e. - not the twitter photo gossip.

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

Has anything of significance happened in the past month or so when Ken got lit up? i.e. - not the twitter photo gossip.

A DJ getting revenge by on another DJ by calling in a favor has no significance on a running board so the question is not valid.

Philip Exeter CC wrote:

RunDreamRun wrote:

Does anyone keep track who is drops and who he adds? Or is he just replacing humans with porn bots?

Maybe we should start reaching out to these 810 followers and tweet them the link here and why they follow a LOSER.

Could probably get his follower count into the 300-400s (mostly pornbots and offshore indian companies that do fake follows would remain)

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. --- Honest Abe

Word is his most ardent supporters are stout brides he has chatted up and guess which group they fall in the above.

At no level should we feel the least bit sorry for his sorry, cheating, lying @$$ after all he's said and done. He deserves all karma has laid upon him and all karma has in store for his 'future.' Karma is a pal of mine and abides with me. I sense karma is going to balance the scales.

TheDudeAbides wrote:

Flnlsher medal wrote:

You just gotta love seeing him wear that long sleeve Boston game day when the temps are in the 70's. What's the matter mike, The half dozen baa 5k shirts you have all dirty? Oh you didn't run the 5 k but wear the shirt(s). This shouldn't surprise anyone. Btw just remember you missed qualifying for '16 by a scant 45 minutes. Glad you had your once in a lifetime bro.

I just looked at his changed clown pic, omg is there a bigger jackass on this planet? naaaaah.

We surely wouldn't be having this much fun had he fessed up like others who have made right a great wrong. Not Mike, he's "special".

Pedal to the literal metal Mike, that's how [your] PRs are done. Moron.

This thread would have died off for sure. I would say Mike bumped Chandra as crazy cheater story after the whole Kip thing. Yeah I am old, I remember old Chandra and her 9/11 running scheme. Then again for showing how stupid he is, Mike might have them both beat.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

Has anything of significance happened in the past month or so when Ken got lit up? i.e. - not the twitter photo gossip.

A DJ getting revenge by on another DJ by calling in a favor has no significance on a running board so the question is not valid.

WTF are you talking about? The question is valid.

All I asked was whether anything other than twitter gossip has occurred here in the past month (around the time Ken was on TV).

I am guessing no, but maybe someone other than a finisher medal wannabe can answer?

since the whole Ken thing Mike threw a week long tantrum after some of his followers were listed here. Most of them happened to be pornbots so Mike felt compelled to stand up for himself, in the third person of course. It ended with him daring us to meet him at the trail he claims to run on. Of course he never showed up but later posted a photo of himself at the entrance of the trail, in which, most ironically, there was a "no motorized vehicles sign" in the background.

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

Flnlsher medal wrote:

A DJ getting revenge by on another DJ by calling in a favor has no significance on a running board so the question is not valid.

WTF are you talking about? The question is valid.

All I asked was whether anything other than twitter gossip has occurred here in the past month (around the time Ken was on TV).

I am guessing no, but maybe someone other than a finisher medal wannabe can answer?

TroLLminator wrote:

since the whole Ken thing Mike threw a week long tantrum after some of his followers were listed here. Most of them happened to be pornbots so Mike felt compelled to stand up for himself, in the third person of course. It ended with him daring us to meet him at the trail he claims to run on. Of course he never showed up but later posted a photo of himself at the entrance of the trail, in which, most ironically, there was a "no motorized vehicles sign" in the background.

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

WTF are you talking about? The question is valid.

All I asked was whether anything other than twitter gossip has occurred here in the past month (around the time Ken was on TV).

I am guessing no, but maybe someone other than a finisher medal wannabe can answer?

Thanks.

Mike is fvcked as usual. I wonder if he has a drinking problem... that would explain a lot actually. If he doesn't, it might be in his best interest to pick one up.

Loofa Dog wrote:

TheDudeAbides wrote:

I just looked at his changed clown pic, omg is there a bigger jackass on this planet? naaaaah.

We surely wouldn't be having this much fun had he fessed up like others who have made right a great wrong. Not Mike, he's "special".

Pedal to the literal metal Mike, that's how [your] PRs are done. Moron.

This thread would have died off for sure. I would say Mike bumped Chandra as crazy cheater story after the whole Kip thing. Yeah I am old, I remember old Chandra and her 9/11 running scheme. Then again for showing how stupid he is, Mike might have them both beat.

What is great despite numerous articles, newscasts, ect., with more coming out only mentioning him as a CHEATER. his response is.....changing his twitter profile pic. How pathetic is that? I'd say Ha-ha pathetic. HA-HA.

Cool podcast I just found, I believe his cheating fame has far eclipsed his self-glorifying principal's letter.

Winning every day the Rossi way!