TheDudeAbides wrote:
oh please wrote:Can someone give a synopsis or point to a page where I might find more info about this "Ken" and "Cecily"
I followed the thread from it's inception to the time VIA announced they wouldn't DQ Mr. Rossi, however it seems a hell of a lot more has happened since then.
Don't rossi the thread, man.
It would be like seeing the opening scene from "The 300" and skipping to the credits.
To fully Rossi a thread, one must:
- hop in a car that was purchased by your wife (because you have no real earning potential)
- Get to the finish. Park. Run to glory. A new PR.
- Be the poorest math student ever. 3:11:45 is possible. So is under 20 for a 5K... unless you're an idiot who can't subtract.
- Surround yourself with weak and incompetent people. Hello Barb McKeever.
- Brag about it for life (friends know that you're a liar, but they put up with you because it is easier that way)
- Maintain expert legal guidance (Google: Cheap lawyers for under $25/hour)
- Get drunk, create various user names/variations of 12 basement losers, let the booze take over
- Get last laugh by using awesome photos for Twitter page. Goodfellas? Sure. Boston Finish Line? Of course.
- Maintain innocence because you're not the type of person to care about the impact on your family.
- Play the victim card. Always play the victim card. My kids learned more that week than they could ever learn from those stupid teachers.
- Backtrack. I didn't call them stupid.
- More backtrack. Why is this about me?
- Selfies. Lots and lots of selfies. More than most (other) 14 year old girls.
Mike - you have always had one real move remaining. Admit guilt.