WAAA wrote:
His wife makes very good money.
I have no doubt she does. No doubt as to the following either:
- She gets the medical and 401k too.
- He spends all of her money and lives way beyond her salary.
- He needs external validation as evident by the three costumes of Boston marathon gear he wears.
- The Twitter feed just substantiates this but he locked it around the same time he was named as one of the 20 biggest losers in a large metro.
- Don't know any other 40 somethings who take that many selfies.
- He makes at most $1k a weekend on average, so about $50k a year. That is near poverty line in a large city suburb.
- Maxes out credit cards, multiple mortgages, horrible credit rating.
- Goes on expensive trips but has no money for important things like children's education.
- Lies about money to the family
- He has nothing saved for retirement.
- Once he is forced to leave the city after all of the public embarrassment he will attempt to get access to BDUs and pretend to be a war hero.
- Will get challenged in person and be injured as result.
- Will live off of a disability check and gov fraud.
- Probably will share small apartment with disgraced wedding videographer Kenneth Stillman. Mostly platonic except when drinking.
- Won't be able to pay child support (it wouldn't be much of a calculated contribution anyways).
- Dies alone and alcoholic, angry at all the anonymous people on letsrun.
Last words:
#lifeisgood