What a beautiful day!!!! One of my better efforts, if I do say so myself. Doesn't it make you just want to run outside and scream at the top of your lungs that you are glad to be alive? Unless, of course, you are Mike Rossi.
What a beautiful day!!!! One of my better efforts, if I do say so myself. Doesn't it make you just want to run outside and scream at the top of your lungs that you are glad to be alive? Unless, of course, you are Mike Rossi.
Mike must be glowing right now. He did the impossible by gaining a follower whilst having a blocked account! Bravo Mike, it's the most important thing in life besides not losing any precious hair plugs. Only about 50,000 more to go to reach Cecily's popularity level.
God Almighty wrote:
What a beautiful day!!!! One of my better efforts, if I do say so myself. Doesn't it make you just want to run outside and scream at the top of your lungs that you are glad to be alive? Unless, of course, you are Mike Rossi.
I'm keeping a seat warm for my son Mike.
Mike,
I have a question for you. I know you'll be reading this. For the past 7 months or so, this website and many others, has systematically taken your reputation and publicly raped it roughly up the assh0le. If you DID actually run your 3:11 marathon (smiling to myself) and you have the photographic proof you say you do, then why have you not sued the sh1t out of everyone? You would have a cast-iron libel case libel and would make a fortune. Seriously.
Thanks in advance for any insights you can give in this regard
uphill gardener wrote:
Mike,
I have a question for you. I know you'll be reading this. For the past 7 months or so, this website and many others, has systematically taken your reputation and publicly raped it roughly up the assh0le. If you DID actually run your 3:11 marathon (smiling to myself) and you have the photographic proof you say you do, then why have you not sued the sh1t out of everyone? You would have a cast-iron libel case libel and would make a fortune. Seriously.
Thanks in advance for any insights you can give in this regard
I think the answer is obvious.
Rydalresident wrote:
I think the answer is obvious.
Hell is for heroes. Hello Mike!
Satan wrote:
Rydalresident wrote:I think the answer is obvious.
Hell is for heroes. Hello Mike!
I am not Mike Rossi.
I know that, just shouting out to my son. There is only one #1 Philly Biggest Loser. Makes a devil proud.
Rydalresident wrote:
I am not Mike Rossi.
He found a marathon shortcut on the Highway to Hell.
So proud, so very very proud.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rossied&defid=8314464
Satan wrote:
He found a marathon shortcut on the Highway to Hell.
So proud, so very very proud.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rossied&defid=8314464
Let's not forget some other Urban Dictionary entry's for Rossi. The Top Definition and #7 are particularly on point.
Hey Mike, how does infamy feel? You have the distinct honor of being Philadelphia's Biggest Loser of 2015 (perhaps of the decade), you had a song written and sung about you and you have entries in the Urban Dictionary, not to mention that all of your antics are memorialized on the Internet forever.
Congratulations!
I'm sure Mike would defend himself if he could afford a good lawyer - like a CompuServe lawyer.
EZPass Mike wrote:
I'm sure Mike would defend himself if he could afford a good lawyer - like a CompuServe lawyer.
Has nothing to do with the lawyer, there is nothing to defend. He has no pictures or any of data from the VIA Marathon. If he did, then even an AOL lawyer could prevail.
I may be mistaken but I seem to remember a small mention of Boston on his work profile page. There seems to be no mention of it now. Hmm?
3:21:45 wrote:
I may be mistaken but I seem to remember a small mention of Boston on his work profile page. There seems to be no mention of it now. Hmm?
The word on the street is that in addition to his home situation being rather 'tenuous' the same applies to his work situation, hence the amendments.
Satan wrote:
He found a marathon shortcut on the Highway to Hell.
So proud, so very very proud.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rossied&defid=8314464
Ambrose, for a man who wrote the book 'The Devil's Dictionary' (
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_Dictionary) I'm very disappointed with your brief 'rossied' definition. And why no 'Rossi' definition about being a cheater and Philly's #1 Loser?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rossiSeems that one of the 12 basement trolls has some thoughts in the comments section.
http://mobile.philly.com/beta?wss=/philly/blogs/on-the-run&id=368365621
Lydia Romero wrote:
Ambrose, for a man who wrote the book 'The Devil's Dictionary' (
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_Dictionary) I'm very disappointed with your brief 'rossied' definition. And why no 'Rossi' definition about being a cheater and Philly's #1 Loser?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rossi
Indeed, it is our great misfortune more personal references cannot be rossied past the reviewers there, still I have it on highest authority this particular definition is in tribute to the legend that is Mike Rossi, a.k.a. the Boston Bandit.
Satan wrote:
a.k.a. the Boston Bandit.
a.k.a. Philly's #1 Loser for eternity, even in Hell, may you have mercy on his tortured soul.
Lydia Romero wrote:
a.k.a. Philly's #1 Loser for eternity, even in Hell, may you have mercy on his tortured soul.
I have BIG plans for my son. After a several millenia so his skin is thoroughly glowing with the same glorious colour as his pate he will ascend to my throne and I will be repentant and resplendent aside the Son of God.
Can you imagine the - SURPRISE! - when the citizens of Hades, having thought impossible that things could get possibly worse - are greeted by their new Master, The Cheater and Liar Mike Rossi of Jenkintown PA. It will be my final gift - and why I will be allowed ultimate forgiveness - to heaven because so few souls thereafter will be desirous of acts that will land them in this lake of fire.
I am not even fearful that by exposing my plan Mike will change to avoid his innate destiny. How sweet it is, how #lifeisgood
TSIF!
Mike is currently a cheater, an underemployed DJ, a selfie taking immature man with orange hair.
Something tells me Hell won't be a big change for Mike.
Philly to Hell, Baby.