Football player to one of my runners: I bench pressed a mile.
Ok, not the dumbest thing, actually pretty damn clever
Football player to one of my runners: I bench pressed a mile.
Ok, not the dumbest thing, actually pretty damn clever
God will determine how fast i will run.
An old teammate trying to give some freshmen 1600m advice: "I take it easy for 3 laps and save my energy for the kick." He had no kick and had a ton of issues breaking 6
"Coach, I don't need to warm-up for my race....I was born ready!!!"
Had a kid say one time after finishing last in a sprint race,"it's not that I slow, everyone just ran faster than i did" so dumb we still use it as a quote.
Heard today:
Sometimes you get better by not running coach. I mean if you're tired how can you be your best?
High School girl, 11th grade.
One time back in high school we were sitting around before warm ups and one of the guys asked our coach:
"Coach, I don't think I can run today I just had surgery"
"What surgery"
"I got my wisdom teeth out"
To which our coach proceeded to shout: "THAT'S NOT SURGERY" while emphatically making the jerk-off motion with his hands
Not necessarily dumb but I thought it was funny as hell
I CANT RUN SLOW!
Oh Snap! wrote:
Heard today:
Sometimes you get better by not running coach. I mean if you're tired how can you be your best?
High School girl, 11th grade.
Are you saying the girl is dumb or the coach is dumb?
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Jakob Ingebrigtsen has a 1989 Ferrari 348 GTB and he's just put in paperwork to upgrade it
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these