J.R. wrote:
Ants are great fighters pound for pound.
wineturtle wrote:
http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lvta.htmlThe Leiningen Versus The Ants story by Carl Stephenson made a lasting impression on me.
I read that when I was little, and it is interesting to see again, though 20 square miles of ants is far fetched.
Great videos of cats chasing away bears.
QUESTION:
Who would win in a fight ".....?....." (or "Benevolent Citizen") armed with a baseball bat or a cougar?
I'm guessing either one of them probably out weigh the cougar by 60 pounds but I get to tell the cougar about their posts so the cougar going to be pretty ticked off.
I'm guessing Benevolent Citizen would put up a better fight because he's braver. .....?..... offer for a bet was a crocodile against a house cat (wouldn't even bet pound for pound) and he was afraid to look at cats beating up crocodiles.
dog/cat fight...guess who wins
.....?..... wrote:
Ok. We will have a competition. You bring pound for pound the fiercest housecat in the world and I'll bring a mediocre Nile crocodile. We will bet $100k on it and the winner gets a trophy.
You'll admire the grace of a cat and I'll have $100k and a kick ass trophy.
I guess my final point is cats stink.
ddfd thanks for the good dog/cat videos. They lead me to this gem that's a perfect response to this post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je_9QhJFSR0wineturtle wrote:
http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lvta.htmlThe Leiningen Versus The Ants story by Carl Stephenson made a lasting impression on me.
J.R. wrote:Ants are great fighters pound for pound.
That passage reminded me of a movie I saw as a kid, The Naked Jungle. The movie was based on that story. I saw the movie on TV at home sick from school. I hadn't thought of that movie in about 50 years. I had to google it to get the name.
Great movie, at least that's how I remember it.
If you really think a jaguar and a croc would never be together, watch the second video, and come back and tell us what you discovered.
Jaguars are from South and Central America. Nile Crocodiles live in Africa. I mean if a guy is arguing details, you need to get the details right.
Weasel v Cat - Cat never had a chance.
Don't watch if you can't handle gruesome
This clip of a house cat taking on an alligator is the best clip in the whole thread. You didn't know how it was going to end, you also wondered what idiot is stopping it. I didn't know alligators were so fast.And technically, an alligator is not a crocodile but it is a crocodilian, so I guess it could be called a "croc". Regardless how could anyone not to impressed by the bravery and athleticism of this cat.
Jake from State Farm wrote:
.....?..... wrote:Ok. We will have a competition. You bring pound for pound the fiercest housecat in the world and I'll bring a mediocre Nile crocodile. We will bet $100k on it and the winner gets a trophy.
You'll admire the grace of a cat and I'll have $100k and a kick ass trophy.
I guess my final point is cats stink.
ddfd thanks for the good dog/cat videos. They lead me to this gem that's a perfect response to this post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je_9QhJFSR0
correction:
What idiot is NOT stopping it.
The Weasel wrote:
Weasel v Cat - Cat never had a chance.
Don't watch if you can't handle gruesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhZLb-YuvF0
That was a cute video. Who would think a weasel and a cat could be friends.
That's a stoat, and it wouldn't look so cute if you saw it kill a rabbit.
They pursue them relentlessly until they tire, then they bite the back of their necks, injuring their spinal cord with their needle-like fangs. They keep at it for hours until the rabbit is paralyzed and then they eat it alive.
Bad Wigins wrote:
That's a stoat, and it wouldn't look so cute if you saw it kill a rabbit.
They pursue them relentlessly until they tire, then they bite the back of their necks, injuring their spinal cord with their needle-like fangs. They keep at it for hours until the rabbit is paralyzed and then they eat it alive.
So basically what you are saying is that they are a predator? Really? What an insight!
Is there "bad blood" here from a different thread?
U R N Idiot wrote:
Bad Wigins wrote:That's a stoat, and it wouldn't look so cute if you saw it kill a rabbit.
They pursue them relentlessly until they tire, then they bite the back of their necks, injuring their spinal cord with their needle-like fangs. They keep at it for hours until the rabbit is paralyzed and then they eat it alive.
So basically what you are saying is that they are a predator? Really? What an insight!
Jake from State Farm wrote:I think dogs are great for females, but for guys who admire a top predator with great physical gifts, cats are best.
Ha ha. OK.
This is what I picture the original poster looking like. Am I right? I have never known a normal man who lives by himself (or with friends) who has a cat. Imagine inviting a girl over to your place. And here are my little furball cats, mocha & snowball. Lol.
http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/seasons-greetings-card-cat-creepy.jpghttp://bensbargains.net/thecheckout/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Cat_Family_Photos_Laser_Tag_edition.jpghttp://bensbargains.net/thecheckout/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Screen-Shot-2013-05-09-at-10.50.33-PM.pngMarried, two kids, live in outer suburbs with lots of woods around.
Run, lift, ski, bike, hike, fish, camp, kayak, and have I a hot wife. I do like the outdoors and admire the top athletes and cats (both small and large).
Does that fit your stereotype of men who admire cats. Its not the little fluffy toy cat that impresses me.
I'm guessing my cat could beat up your pet and I'm not sure, but I probably could take you in a fist fight (I do have catlike reflexes).
Now tell me about you, someone so insecure about their masculinity that they could never own a cat.
Lots of woods around? What is that supposed to mean? You have lots of wild animals in suburbia? lol
"and have I?" That doesn't even make sense.
Majority of cats are the little fluffy toy cats that sleep all day & make a mess. 97.5% of them. They couldn't do anything productive, like kill a mouse, if their next meal depended on it.
We don't have a pet. As a child I had 2 dogs. The first dog, blue heeler, german shepherd, norwegian elkhound mix killed & ate feral cats all the time. We lived in the country, 7 miles outside of a town of 2,500. That's why I know how useless & wimpy cats are. Sure, on farms they might keep the mice population down, which is nice, but that's about it. I've never seen a farm cat with a dead rat in its mouth though. Mice is about the limit. My dog not only killed cats, but rats, garter snakes, raccoons, opossums, muskrats (we had a crick nearby), ground hogs etc. He even tried to get in a deathmatch with a badger once. Crazy dog. Luckily, we were there & shot the badger before blood was drawn.
Fist fight: I haven't been in a fist fight since junior high. How big are you? I'm 5/7 1/2, 148#. How about a wrestling match?
You're that obsessed with cats, that you have (or think you have) catlike reflexes?
35 y/o, married, no kids. What else? My favorite color is blue.
Cat lickers have small minds, and thereby have been hyponotized by the cats to take care of them, to act the same way as the cats, and to justify the cat type of behaviors.
Jake the Fairy is a good example of this, he acts the same way as the cats.
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