I gotta take a dump I will catch up to you guy's.
I gotta take a dump I will catch up to you guy's.
+1 real runner, +1
a real runner wrote:
Agreed wrote:+1
Looks like we have 2 hobby joggers on our thread.
+1
"What should I eat before the race"
I'm running Boston! (then describes his/her non-qualifying-time back- or side-door means)
I used to hear this in high school alot, sometimes in college:
"I only like cross country because running in circles is boring."
STFU
And when sprinters say something annoying about how many laps a 10k is. Or if we're indoors they comment on how many laps the 5k is.
Well, according to Runners World, .........
kod3200 wrote:
+1 real runner, +1
I think the number of non-elite runners in this thread is more than 2. I'd say it's close to 100%. I find it disappointing when runners, mostly anonymous people online, posture about what serious runners they are.
One person on my college's club cross country team:
"I honestly can't tell the difference between running in trainers and running in spikes/flats."
"I didn't do so well because my achilles was bother me."
"I'm running faster than most people on less training, so that means I'm better than all of them."
"I don't really feel like running today," and then proceeds to wonder why his track season and times are suffering.
"Good run" or "Nice job" as they are passing you in a race.
PTO wrote:
I gotta take a dump I will catch up to you guy's.
Sounds like what Frank Shorter would have said during the '71 Pan-Am marathon. Correct!!
"I'm running a 5 km marathon this weekend."
Rockgip wrote:
One person on my college's club cross country team:
"I honestly can't tell the difference between running in trainers and running in spikes/flats."
It wasn't Jason Rexing was it?
"Why do you run?"
Any implication that height is an advantage in running.
"Of course you're fast. You have such long legs."
The 50 year old guy I used to work with.
"I used to run in high school. Yup, 10 miles a day."
"Oh yea, we set the record at the Blah Blah Invitational."
Nobody in the area who was good, including a pair of of 1:53-54 half milers, claim to even remember the guy, much less say that he was good.
"According to my Garmin this course is long."
Marmite then? wrote:
"According to my Garmin this course is long."
Even worse after you set a PR:
"Yeah, but according to my Garmin this course is short."
"No, you cannot shower with us"
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Red Bull (who sponsors Mondo) calls Mondo the pole vaulting Usain Bolt. Is that a fair comparison?