Go on you bucha ungrateful b#stards. Gripe and complain here.
Mine was a book about 1000 places to see before you die. What a throw away gift.
Go on you bucha ungrateful b#stards. Gripe and complain here.
Mine was a book about 1000 places to see before you die. What a throw away gift.
All the chocolate/sweets. I hate eating unhealthy, but every year people give me these and I feel bad if I don't eat them. I've probably binge ate ~10,000 kcal of sweets today and yesterday just to get rid of them. Thankfully they're all gone now and tomorrow I can go back to my normal diet.
I got a pair of Romper Stompers when I was 8 years old.
As God as my witness...the one and only gift my mother gave me is a can of matzo meal.
We aren't even Jewish????
Runners' World wall calendar.
Seriously, in this day and age of smartphone/internet calendars, does anyone use a wall calendar anymore?
Stale tasting homemade cookies
A Republican Congress, makes my BUTTHURT.
My parents got me a coat from Eddie Bauer after I clearly told them that I wanted a Burberry coat.
I got a couple chocolates, post-it-notes, and a pack of mint gum.
At least they tried...
I wanted a calendar. Didn't get one. Sometimes you want to see your schedule offline!
What's the difference. They're both imported, right?
You want a Filson's coat. The Made in USA one.
Not this year
I always got pajamas for X-mas on a rotating basis. One year from my mom and then the next from my Grandma. My older sisters always told me to smile and say thanks. After a few years of this I finally, told them very firmly that I do not wear pajamas.
Condoms. Like I'll ever use them
My wife wrapped up women's lingerie implying she would wear it later that night and let the good times roll.
Needless to say the tags are still on. I plan to return it.
A bacon Christmas tree ornament, a bacon air freshener tag to hang in my car, and a bag of beef jerky, all in one box disguised as bacon scented dryer sheets. This is what happens when we do a family grab bag, nobody gets anything useful.
I received a half pound of bulk coffee and a $15 gift card from an 48 year old un-employeed relative (mostly so she can chase her dream of being a "Health Coach" unimpeded by silly things like work or providing a real life for her daughter).
I bought the other members of my family a cruise. Except her. F&ck her.
Herpes. From my cousin.
Postnump Sutdown wrote:
My wife wrapped up women's lingerie implying she would wear it later that night and let the good times roll.
Needless to say the tags are still on. I plan to return it.
I've had that happen before as well.
Worst gift this year was an ID protector roller stamp. The package wasn't labeled & I couldn't even figure out what it was at first.
http://www.amazon.com/Plus-Guard-Roller-Stamp-Green/dp/B0042YC62K/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1419693643&sr=8-5&keywords=id+protector+stampsecond cousin, that is wrote:
Herpes. From my cousin.
1 or 2? Just lay off the peanuts and pop some lysine and vitamin C and it'll be gone in a jiffy.
Altoids, but forgivable as a stocking stuffer.
Best: Oregon win-the-day shirt and Texas Rangers stocking hat, both from young-adult kids who were raised right.