Alternate Reality wrote:
on the agenda for tomorrow wrote:I just want to walk down the row of treadmills, unplugging them as I go by, and then softly say "fat, slow, and stupid...where did the passion go...you people make me sick" and then I would suddenly lunge up and slap the LIVING SHIT out of some random fattie just to get everyone's attention, and then scream "IF YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, THEN YOU JUST NEED TO GO HOME!!!" And then I would go apeshit crazy and start flipping over treadmills and just generally f*cking up the place up.
... And then you woke up...
Yeah sorry, I forgot to add in that part of the story.
So I slapped the living shit out of some fatties, flipped over some treadmills, f*cked up the place...and then, fully satisfied, I curled up and took a nice little nap on one of the yoga mats...and then I woke up.