How to letsrun properly

Not_The_Real_XFit_Guy_1 wrote:

Always troll with a different user handle than the one you use to give worthwhile responses.

More importantly, immediately after trolling make a serious post with your regular handle because otherwise you'll probably forget to change back. There's nothing more embarrassing than getting on your training hobby horse (Daniels' easy pace is appropriately set!) in a serious thread with a racist handle.

You, my friend, are a buffoon.

The most important aspect of the letsrun post is use of the proper vernacular.

1) Be prepared to have anything you post deleted for no good reason at all.

2) Don't drink and post.

3) Do drink and lurk.

4) Always come here first for running, travel and financial advice, as well as the news and weather.

5) Do not come here for relationship advice.

6) Do not come here if you are a currently-professional athlete, but your agent probably should.

7) Remember that your non-LetsRun friends will not find the "Gobble, Gobble, MF" and other such jokes/sayings very amusing.

8) Assume that anything you post can be seen by anyone, including your mom (that's the nature o the internet).

9) Expect honest opinions, but not honest facts.

10) Your point is not valid until you post your PR.

Do not post about anorexia issues. These will be deleted on sight. Don't ask. Don't tell and the issue will just go away.

This thread sucks without pix.

Any mention of sodomy is worth double points.

Re: #8, that frightens me, as my mom is dead.

Openly vent your rejection-fueled frustrations toward the female populace by posting hateful and scathingly critical statements about female elite runners.

Charles Daniels, Esq. wrote:

1. Install AdBlock (stop whining about the ads/videos/pop-ups that NONE of the rest of us see or care about)

2. Don't type in a fake email address when you post (because you think you have to)

3. Don't start a new thread with a link to your blog (lame and sad)

4. Don't post threads asking Brojos to delete another (email them directly, repeatedly)

5. Don't post threads asking what you can run in 2 months because you ran 10x400m at 78sec with 3min recovery (looking at you 15 y/o's)

I have to admit I usually laugh when I see a "PLEASE DELETE THE 'PLEASE DELETE THE _______ THREAD' THREAD"... and then i don't click on it and move on.

never mention flotr@ck - gets you deleted in a n@nosecond

discus

When responding to a post you don't like make reference to its author still living in his parents basement.

Mock / patronise anyone slower than you.

Anyone faster than you is on drugs.

Live on the message board.

Occasionally visit the homepage.

Your welcome

Actually, Sir wrote:

Star wrote:

Trying to follow the nested quotes.

Are you calling me a dingus or yup?

You're a moron for not clarifying this.

Actually, you're the moron for not understanding nested quotes.

I'm sorry that I started all this, you daft dufaces.

yup... wrote:

Actually, Sir wrote:

Actually, you're the moron for not understanding nested quotes.

I'm sorry that I started all this, you daft dufaces.

GobbleGobble MFers!! hahahahalololol

....oh my PR is 14:06

Just realize the message board is a toilet that is constantly swirling, but the turds never get flushed.

txRUNNERgirl wrote:

1) Be prepared to have anything you post deleted for no good reason at all.

2) Don't drink and post.

3) Do drink and lurk.

4) Always come here first for running, travel and financial advice, as well as the news and weather.

5) Do not come here for relationship advice.

6) Do not come here if you are a currently-professional athlete, but your agent probably should.

7) Remember that your non-LetsRun friends will not find the "Gobble, Gobble, MF" and other such jokes/sayings very amusing.

8) Assume that anything you post can be seen by anyone, including your mom (that's the nature o the internet).

9) Expect honest opinions, but not honest facts.

10) Your point is not valid until you post your PR.

Solid list except 10 should be that your point is not valid unless you are faster than the runner you are discussing.

And you forgot:

11) make sure you watch the "having a beer with txrunnergirl AT LEAST once a year.