dangling dingleberries wrote:
I would have done the same, but I think it would have been better to either:
1) drop shorts and do a few laps in the nude for her or...
2) drop shorts pull up dong and show long balls and say, "LAST CHICKEN AT SAINSBURYS!"
Wow the memories that brings back. Your post reminds me of a kid who lived a couple houses down from me when I was around the ages of 10 to 13, "Frankie". I didn't know him too well but I believe he was slightly developmentally slowed.
Frankie's solution to any problem, or otherwise encounter he didn't understand was to pull his pants down. He'd usually then start peeing. He had a thing for my little sister and sometimes he'd try to kiss her, which of course she would rebuff. He'd then pull his pants down and start peeing. You had to be quick around Frankie or else your calves or feet would get peed on.