RE: Cheating at Marathons

Like that post. Made me laugh!

I think this is the get away van that PM use in Badwater.

2:20 into this video hits a bit too close to home I bet, huh PM?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaqYMTfahmY

Waiting on updates. Slow marathoning results in even slower reporting.....

http://mainlymarathons.com/results/2014-results/2014-center-of-the-nation-results/

Ben L Wrong wrote:

Coming next...a new website, called "IVan Marathons"

please, someone... code a mock up of this!!! It needs to happen :)

Assclown1 wrote:

Yes. This has devolved into a continuous sequence of posts from a bunch of ten year old no talent ass clowns.

Steve, I liked the email address you used, you and your wife may not have any actual running talent (note the running bit), but it does show you have a sense of humor, albeit very similar to those "ten year old no talent ass clowns":

phredryka wrote:

Ben L Wrong wrote:

Coming next...a new website, called "IVan Marathons"

please, someone... code a mock up of this!!! It needs to happen :)

Haha, to be authentic it should be 'ivanmarathons' as in 'iranmarathons'.

Also, 'iranmarathons' could be a classic oxymoron to be used in future dictionary definition examples:

cringe mccringleberry wrote:

phredryka wrote:

please, someone... code a mock up of this!!! It needs to happen :)

Haha, to be authentic it should be 'ivanmarathons' as in 'iranmarathons'.

Also, 'iranmarathons' could be a classic oxymoron to be used in future dictionary definition examples:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/oxymoron

Another life wasting post from Captain Obvious.

Still no race results on the 5 day website, but she has pictures on her FB page. Talks about how last year she walked the series in a sling for a broken arm. She blamed it on a trail run.

Post before that summarizes her injuries for this year "List of injures and health problems this year, 2 broken toes on new years day which took more than 3 month to recover. I have also been dealing with menopause, which has not helped me with performance and gaining weight. The problem I have had with 3 broken ribs, 3 different times, keeps coming back, sharp pain which leaves me breathless sometime."

I don't get it. Given all the Ray Rice stuff, hopefully she's just a klutz, but really, who breaks this many bones in such a short period of time?

I'm actually a little worried for her personal safety.

No excuse for her cheating, but starts to make you wonder if there's not some sort of emotional issue for it?

...yawn...

plus her van has needed new tires, new windshield wipers, and sometimes the ignition is slow and the ac does not function properly

I am surprised they haven't posted times yet. I wonder if it has anything to do with all the criticism they are receiving from this thread?

Most runners would be up in arms if it took this look to have their results posted.

hingle mccringleberry wrote:

Most runners would be up in arms if it took this look to have their results posted.

especially if you're stupid enough to pay this sort of moolah

moolah wrote:

hingle mccringleberry wrote:

Most runners would be up in arms if it took this look to have their results posted.

especially if you're stupid enough to pay this sort of moolah

http://mainlymarathons.com/register/

Dang - $150?! And they're not even shutting down Chicago for you? Guess willing buyer/willing seller. But if I paid $150 to register I'd want my results posted.

The more toxic she is to RDs, the harder it's going to be for her to get her 1000 marathons finished. I don't know what she thinks she'll get for finishing - more endorsements?? -- but anyway, clearly its what she wants to do, and now its going to be harder for her to do it.

Cheaters never win!

coming to GA? I might come cheer you on in a marathon in Helen. Cowbell every time you finish a loop so you don't lose track.

Im not going to go back and re read the last 90 pages. Could someone briefly recap whats going on here? Is this another kip litton, or what?

lddmm what? wrote:

Im not going to go back and re read the last 90 pages. Could someone briefly recap whats going on here? Is this another kip litton, or what?

Basically nothing since about page 2. Just a bunch of unsubstantiated charges about one race (RD says not enough there to DQ), one DQ, and a whole lot of nothing else. A bunch of personal attacks on her and sophomoric humor. Much ado about nothing. Definitely not Kip-esque.

Not so many pages ago we had more info from a badwater runner. That was new and supports the cheating theory (at this point it is barely a theory, more of a certainty).

real question is: how do you break a rib BY FU* * *KING WALKING a marathon?

Originally about some multi-marathon walkers who almost certainly cheat. Now it's entirely about ridiculing a 50 year old woman for being not especially thin.

lddmm what? wrote:

Im not going to go back and re read the last 90 pages. Could someone briefly recap whats going on here? Is this another kip litton, or what?

You haven't missed anything.